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Two unicycles and some duct tape the hermit
imperator
Two unicycles and some duct tape's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. The gods cursed them with an obsession with gymnastics but the disappearance of their muse still haunts them. Their one weakness: enchanted tableware.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
dystopian pelisse
upcycled freeze ray of mortification
calcified bermudas of snakes
irritating capelet of trust
Spells
Daemon Of Darkness
Toxic Golem
Feast
Into The Big Blue Room
Skills
gymnastics
grammar policing
meteorology