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carbide the priest-hater
bureaucrat
carbide was discovered in the wilderness, raised by wolves. They apprenticed as a bureaucrat under a master's tutelage but the disappearance of their spouse still haunts them. They're hoping to see their spouse again.
Voracity:
16
Veracity:
22
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
22
Vivacity:
15
Equipment
+1 cuirass of holding the phone
nuanced cloak of petulance
latte of mediation
Spells
Rock
Darkness Storm
Arrows Of Dog
Barrier Of Magnetic
Skills
performance art
hand-waving