Metafilter Character Sheet
Greg_Ace the unavoidable
acrobat
Greg_Ace hails from a cave inside a glacier, where they were orphaned at a young age. Eminent domain displaced their home and no one knows quite why they left home. They hope to retrieve a rare axe.
Voracity:
7
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
14
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
preoccupying dirk
irradiated treaty of westfalia
appalling television of search engine optimization
complete snowshoes of reconciliation
Spells
Ball Of Lightning
Hail Of Odor
Joke Cone
Skills
mindreading
dad jokes
prevarication