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NMcCoy the sausage-maker
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NMcCoy hails from a cave inside a glacier, where they were the child of loving parents. The villagers turned against them but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They seek a promised land.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
16
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
4
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
dashing spanx
grocer's apostrophe of bloat
irridescent tupperware of googling
hackysack of empathy
Spells
Just My Luck
Foam Of Perfume
Skills
echolocation
combativeness
hand-waving
straw weaving