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Nanukthedog the aetheling
deputy
Nanukthedog hails from the night wind, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. A dragon torched several of their friends but a swindler stole the family wand. They hope to return home forgiven.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
23
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
handkerchief of manscaping
singular fedora (well, actually, it's a trilby)
slanket of the heart
broadsword of haiku
Spells
Plasma Of Fave
Troll Hail
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Skills
Hamilton-quoting
metallurgy