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Lexica the proud
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Lexica hails from a humble farming village, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They aspired to learn linear a, to no success, but a swindler stole the family pen. They're hoping to see their mother again.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
14
Equipment
analogical eyepatch
malleable bandana of joy
Spells
Vision Of Poison
Toxic Hail
Skills
rhetorical jiujistu
catherding