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Dr Dracator the longhaired
vintner
Dr Dracator was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with pearlclutching but a swindler stole the family thesaurus. They travel with their magnanimous tapir.
Voracity:
5
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
15
Equipment
straw boater hat of tears
silicon longsword of bunking
leatherman of illumination
antsy thesaurus of illusion
Spells
Hail Of Chill
Storm Of Fire
Tedium Field
Skills
reading between lines
punctuation
pearlclutching
derailing