Metafilter Character Sheet
axiom the favorited
actuary
No one knows where axiom came from but they were an only child. Their childhood home burnt down but the disappearance of their girlfriend still haunts them. They're terrified of the water.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
optimistic shoe
jazz-handed banjo
stupifying area rug
skirt of mansplaining
Spells
Gas Hail
Troll Vision
All Caps
Skills
typography
numeracy
making a perfect cup of coffee