Metafilter Character Sheet
gauche the mad
prescriptivist
gauche hails from a thatch-roofed peasant hut, where they were the child of loving parents. Their childhood home burnt down but a swindler stole the family smock. They've always wanted to visit the south, whose fast-growing port cities bring trade and people from distant lands.
Voracity:
35
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
suburban bandana of good posture
boa of googlebombing
duvet of hoppitamoppita
Spells
Embarrassing Typo
Deletion Ball
Poison Cloud
Skills
bred-liking
physics