April 10, 2000

6:35 PM

Don't make me pull out a can of Whoopass on your, um, ass.
posted by endquote (6 comments total)

that's kinda like saying "you wanna go or something?" then going to the bathroom
posted by starduck at 6:59 PM on April 10, 2000

Coooool! Makes your pee yellow! Isn't it yellow anyway? ;-) I'd rather it make it a neat color like green or something.
posted by FAB4GIRL at 9:45 PM on April 10, 2000

"New trend, 'Rainbow Pee Soda' - call Sunkist."

I actually saw this at a 7-11 the other day (props to 7-11 for getting Jones Soda in So-Cal!), but opted for the Surge/Coke/Cherry Strato-Slurpee instead. The lettering was so stylized I didn't realize what it said when I saw it, I just thought it was some Japanese verion of Red Bull or something... If I had known it was "Whoop Ass" - I'd have gotten it.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 9:46 AM on April 11, 2000

Did you have a hot-dog-shaped hamburger with your Slurpee, CUJoe? OR is that too personal a question?
posted by wendell at 11:06 AM on April 11, 2000

Nah, I was saving myself for the Dilly Bar I got at the DQ down the street.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 11:25 AM on April 11, 2000

You got a DQ down the street? Man, am I in the wrong suburb...
posted by wendell at 2:38 PM on April 11, 2000