June 29, 2001

10:27 AM

10 000 lucky ladies will be able to give P-Mate a wiz at this years Ottawa Blues Festival. I can't wait until winter to see names like Jane and Mary spelt out in the snow!
posted by the_ill_gino (10 comments total)

Festival organizers hope the promise of convenience and reduced spillage will prompt women to give P-mates a whiz.
Cute.

available in three eye-catching designs
Yo! Check out that hottie with the leopardskin p-mate!
posted by xiffix at 11:03 AM on June 29, 2001

In Google this site scores at the top of the list for "pee opening".

All the other "pee opening" pages are spots where you're probably better not going.
posted by TimTypeZed at 12:22 PM on June 29, 2001

Looks like a much better idea than the shenis.
posted by jasonshellen at 12:35 PM on June 29, 2001

I can't imagine the woman who would use this in any kind of open setting. I just can't.

Or rather, I can, and I don't want to think about and/or meet her.

I'd think that the environmentalists would be up in arms about the fact that this is a disposable, one-use-only product. Trash! Argh!
posted by Dreama at 1:15 PM on June 29, 2001

has anyone seen this link?

pee standing up i say!

they sell a REUSABLE device, and they also have instructions as to learning to pee standing up sans accessories.

i've tried it, it works. i'm getting good with my aim too.

;D
posted by lunarennui at 1:32 PM on June 29, 2001

was it carrot-top that pulled out a cardboard stencil that enabled women to write their name in the snow? If so, that was the only thing he did that ever made me laugh.
posted by machaus at 3:39 PM on June 29, 2001

"Ugh, this beer is awful."
"Sure is. That festive little ice scoop made things a bit easier, though."
"......."
"Omigod."
posted by dong_resin at 5:54 PM on June 29, 2001

ewww....
posted by the_ill_gino at 10:13 AM on June 30, 2001

ever here of these?
posted by crustbuster at 3:49 PM on June 30, 2001

er, um, hear.
posted by crustbuster at 3:50 PM on June 30, 2001