Egg nog, reefers, and other stimulants

August 8, 2003 2:51 PM

Jeus hates Christmas.
posted by majcher (28 comments total)

Jesus, that is. Stupid brain tumor.
posted by majcher at 2:52 PM on August 8, 2003

You might want to warn us next time about the organ hymn working backup to this tripe. (Midi hell, folks.)
posted by Wulfgar! at 2:57 PM on August 8, 2003

Oh, that is an unfortunate typo...
posted by solistrato at 2:58 PM on August 8, 2003

holy crap!! there's a crazy christian person on teh intarweb?! LOLROFLOLOL!!!111
posted by badstone at 2:59 PM on August 8, 2003

Honestly who(m) enjoys Christmas lately, minus family the rest is ......It's August too, not Christmas season yet, goof ball website; quote:(damn caps) IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COME AGAINST ANY AND ALL GROUPS OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO FORCE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES TO BE REMOVED BECAUSE OF THEIR GODLY CONTENT. Only when the Internet police knock at all our home doors first. Maybe this guy needs some words from our our creator: it's your page(member page) go nuts.
posted by thomcatspike at 2:59 PM on August 8, 2003

solistrato: BWAHAHAHAHAhaha.....hee hee. I needed that.
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:00 PM on August 8, 2003

egg nog, reefers and other stimulants flow freely, and charitable contributions rise.

Get thee behind me, Satan, with your blasphemous temptations of egg nog and reefer and charitable contributions!
posted by scody at 3:06 PM on August 8, 2003

You are all educated stupid!
posted by jdroth at 3:06 PM on August 8, 2003

Ungodly soul ties are formed at office parties, financial and emotional bondage intensify and drunkenness, reveling and fornication abound.

yeeHAW! What's to hate?
posted by scarabic at 3:11 PM on August 8, 2003

Only the "office" part, scarabic.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:18 PM on August 8, 2003

They should have seen an ad I clipped out of the Kitchener-Waterloo Record once. "Your local chapter of Satan's Choice wishes you and your family a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year...." etc., complete with devil's head logo. I'd send it to 'em, but alas I gave it away years ago.
posted by orange swan at 3:19 PM on August 8, 2003

THAT TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR LIVING ROOM IS A CURSED MONUMENT TO THE PAGAN GOD, TAMMUZ.

I can't wait to tell this to my holier-than-thou aunt. Won't she just SHIT!
posted by vraxoin at 3:24 PM on August 8, 2003

I'm a Satanist, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
posted by thanotopsis at 4:06 PM on August 8, 2003

fornication abound
Really? seems to be the quietest night of the year for singles.
posted by thomcatspike at 4:08 PM on August 8, 2003

Sorry about the MIDI background music - is this something that you'd need a browser that doesn't block all that junk to know about?
posted by majcher at 4:52 PM on August 8, 2003

[Christmas] looks good, but beneath the false glitter, people are depressed, suicidal, filled with hate, resentment or murder, and thousands are killed, maimed and traumatized by drunk drivers (highway accidents) or desperate men (street muggins).

What the fuck is a "muggin"?
posted by the fire you left me at 6:49 PM on August 8, 2003

Muggins are those lovable humans from J.K. Rowlings' "Harry Potter" series.
posted by Joey Michaels at 6:54 PM on August 8, 2003

No, they're muggles. Muggins are those lovable humans who buy J.K. Rowlings' "Harry Potter" series.
posted by cogat at 7:30 PM on August 8, 2003

No, no. Muggles is the name of one of the bands that eventually became The Mamas and The Papas.
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:57 PM on August 8, 2003

No, no, they recorded the song "Video Killed the Radio Star" and then were never heard of again.
posted by kindall at 9:36 PM on August 8, 2003

Isn't the new breakfast sandwich at McDonalds called a Muggin?
posted by hob at 9:42 PM on August 8, 2003

No, no, that's the Buggles who did "Video Killed the Radio Star" and Trevor Horn was most definitely heard from again. He went on to produce and work on many records of note (no pun intended).
posted by wsg at 12:27 AM on August 9, 2003

Maybe it was not a typo?
posted by RubberHen at 3:23 AM on August 9, 2003

Weren't the Buggles the early 1970's Syd and Marty Croft characters that had little wings and battled Witchy-Poo?
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:28 AM on August 9, 2003

No, no, Sid and Marty were a 1970's british punk couple who took lots of drugs, and one of them starred in Young Mugginstein.
posted by BT at 8:54 AM on August 9, 2003

Thank heavens we've straightened that out.
posted by Joey Michaels at 8:55 AM on August 9, 2003

From ThePeacock.com, always an interesting read.
posted by rough ashlar at 5:25 PM on August 9, 2003

Doth thou not knowest that the midi sucketh greatly?

Yea, I sayeth to you, getteth thee behind me demon organist.
posted by nofundy at 7:08 PM on August 9, 2003