lolflash

May 21, 2010 9:12 PM

I can has game?
posted by leotrotsky (32 comments total)

879 seconds. That's right, almost ten minutes of my life I'll never get back.
posted by axiom at 9:28 PM on May 21, 2010

I can has hints? 4 monster?
posted by MsVader at 9:29 PM on May 21, 2010

Do not want!
posted by aGee at 9:35 PM on May 21, 2010 [1 favorite]

There are a couple of clever ideas in here, but a number of the "puzzles" felt too much like filler to me. It did make me really appreciate the amount of work that must go into designing your average adventure game, though.
posted by danb at 9:38 PM on May 21, 2010

CRITICAL BARNACLES IS CRITICAL
posted by barnacles at 9:38 PM on May 21, 2010

1169 seconds.
posted by 256 at 9:39 PM on May 21, 2010

I can has hints? 4 monster?

Go slowly past.
posted by daninnj at 9:39 PM on May 21, 2010

I has bad news for you axiom.

MsVader: da monster hates da fast things. not da slow things.
posted by 256 at 9:40 PM on May 21, 2010

kthxbai.
posted by MsVader at 9:54 PM on May 21, 2010

Hehehe...cute! Completed teh game in 1839 seconds.
posted by darkstar at 10:12 PM on May 21, 2010

Didn't finish it, but is there a reason why the main character isn't an actual cat? I don't mind "LOLcat-speak," but I prefer it to actually come from actual cats (or walruses or dogs or whatever).
posted by infinitywaltz at 10:35 PM on May 21, 2010 [1 favorite]

bah, the control question stumped me, cause it ain't the ctrl key on a mac.
posted by empath at 10:42 PM on May 21, 2010

empath: It was the control key on my Mac. Hell, it's even spelled out in full.
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 11:03 PM on May 21, 2010

914, yo. that was sorta fun.
posted by mrgrimm at 11:42 PM on May 21, 2010

Maybe it's because I don't even game, but I actually really liked this. (Except for the eternity I spent going slowly past the monster.)
posted by punchdrunkhistory at 11:48 PM on May 21, 2010

I didn't even get as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
posted by Avelwood at 2:29 AM on May 22, 2010

I really don't get it
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 2:51 AM on May 22, 2010

That was awesome.
1200 seconds.
posted by iwillcatchthebird at 4:41 AM on May 22, 2010

I don't mind "LOLcat-speak," but I prefer it to actually come from actual cats

There's something terribly wrong with this statement.
posted by Faze at 5:41 AM on May 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

I think we're past the point where LOLcat signifies wit.
posted by Nelson at 7:08 AM on May 22, 2010

I think I missed something. I'm in a gray room where nothing's happening.
posted by klangklangston at 7:11 AM on May 22, 2010

No, wait, now the ghost.
posted by klangklangston at 7:29 AM on May 22, 2010

1379 seconds
posted by MythMaker at 7:46 AM on May 22, 2010

1069.999999 seconds. This is probably the biggest achievement of my day.
posted by Metroid Baby at 8:00 AM on May 22, 2010

This was stupid, and also great. I took like 3000 seconds but I took a lot of breaks to work. Also I brute forced the last bit somewhat.
posted by freecellwizard at 9:42 AM on May 22, 2010

Not getting the proliferation pattern of the core...trying to find a pattern there. Grar.
posted by misha at 9:45 AM on May 22, 2010

Is there some sort of competition going on who can get the most people playing their game while putting in the least effort?
posted by Alexandra Kitty at 10:31 AM on May 22, 2010

I'm sorry, what?

This took me entirely too long to figure out.
posted by Night_owl at 12:36 PM on May 22, 2010

I played the whole thing, not realizing the music from this FPP was going in the background. The fast techno beat worked with the non-progress progress you made.
posted by Evilspork at 1:58 PM on May 22, 2010

I hate the automated entry bot. I keep getting mixed up. If someone asks do you not like something, I want to answer no I don't not like it, but it keeps resetting and I get distracted and forget which is right. Also, for a lot of it I just kept typing the alphabet and have no idea what actually got me through some of those things.
posted by zorrine at 11:59 AM on May 23, 2010

I hate the automated entry bot. I keep getting mixed up. If someone asks do you not like something, I want to answer no I don't not like it, but it keeps resetting and I get distracted and forget which is right.

Just count the number of negatives in the question. If it's an even number, answer yes; otherwise, answer no.
posted by axiom at 1:05 PM on May 23, 2010

I honor your commentment?
posted by CaptApollo at 12:51 PM on May 24, 2010 [1 favorite]