No matter what, Edward will always be special.
August 8, 2015 10:47 AM Subscribe
AND THEN HE YAWNS and that is the part where I stopped screaming and I died.
RIP me.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:02 AM on August 8, 2015 [26 favorites]
RIP me.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:02 AM on August 8, 2015 [26 favorites]
I was just listening to some Kathleen Edwards, and now I see this, and I'm weeping like a little baby.
Damn you, Kathleen! Damn you baby sloth!
posted by sutt at 11:30 AM on August 8, 2015 [2 favorites]
Damn you, Kathleen! Damn you baby sloth!
posted by sutt at 11:30 AM on August 8, 2015 [2 favorites]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
posted by Going To Maine at 12:41 PM on August 8, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by Going To Maine at 12:41 PM on August 8, 2015 [3 favorites]
ok now i can unleash this baby sloth squeak
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:06 PM on August 8, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 1:06 PM on August 8, 2015 [5 favorites]
I am a little fixated on the fact that they only poop once a week, but it is apparently an enormous amount. I can't even begin to imagine the cleanup. Good thing they are mostly herbivores.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:55 PM on August 8, 2015
posted by louche mustachio at 1:55 PM on August 8, 2015
I am a little fixated on the fact that they only poop once a week
Here is a video of David Attenborough narrating asloth slowth poop.
My brother and I have watched this video at least 30 times.
Specifically the look on thesloth's slowth's face at 1:27.
posted by phunniemee at 2:15 PM on August 8, 2015
Here is a video of David Attenborough narrating a
My brother and I have watched this video at least 30 times.
Specifically the look on the
posted by phunniemee at 2:15 PM on August 8, 2015
Well, it takes them about 3 days to "go to the loo" and another 3 days to walk back home, so you can see why they'd save it for a once a week thing.
posted by moonmilk at 2:26 PM on August 8, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by moonmilk at 2:26 PM on August 8, 2015 [1 favorite]
I swear at least one of you is Kristen Bell.
posted by urbanwhaleshark at 2:40 PM on August 8, 2015 [9 favorites]
posted by urbanwhaleshark at 2:40 PM on August 8, 2015 [9 favorites]
Aww. I have a coworker who is absolutely nuts about sloths. I just sent him links to all of these videos via work chat to help him through the horribleness that is Monday Morning At Work.
posted by double block and bleed at 3:18 PM on August 8, 2015
posted by double block and bleed at 3:18 PM on August 8, 2015
/opens thread, does Ctrl+F for "Kri" --
Yep! Got it covered.
posted by mudpuppie at 3:53 PM on August 8, 2015
Yep! Got it covered.
posted by mudpuppie at 3:53 PM on August 8, 2015
Here is a video of David Attenborough narrating a sloth slowth poop.
wer is it? wer is das link? hallo hallo? das link??
sorry i need davud attenbra sloth poop now
y u do dis
posted by Foci for Analysis at 3:55 PM on August 8, 2015 [10 favorites]
wer is it? wer is das link? hallo hallo? das link??
sorry i need davud attenbra sloth poop now
y u do dis
posted by Foci for Analysis at 3:55 PM on August 8, 2015 [10 favorites]
wer is it? wer is das link? hallo hallo? das link??
Oh god I am so sorry. Here, here it is. Sorry. Oh geez. Please accept this previous thread as apology.
posted by phunniemee at 5:32 PM on August 8, 2015 [1 favorite]
Oh god I am so sorry. Here, here it is. Sorry. Oh geez. Please accept this previous thread as apology.
posted by phunniemee at 5:32 PM on August 8, 2015 [1 favorite]
Following the trail of links of totes adorbs squeaking sloth videos, here is a video of sloths singing the Game of Thrones theme song.
OMG when he yawned!!! I love that his name is Edward Scissorhands.
posted by bookdragoness at 6:19 PM on August 8, 2015
OMG when he yawned!!! I love that his name is Edward Scissorhands.
posted by bookdragoness at 6:19 PM on August 8, 2015
A slowth in a hurry! It wants… to deeficate.
posted by nebulawindphone at 7:08 PM on August 8, 2015 [1 favorite]
A BABY
posted by poffin boffin at 8:55 PM on August 8, 2015
posted by poffin boffin at 8:55 PM on August 8, 2015
I swear at least one of you is Kristen Bell.
I've been bingeing on House of Lies lately, in which she plays a ruthless, foul-mouthed, self-destructive (but of course extremely charming) management consultant, and every once in a while as a nice counterpoint I like to remember that she's a Disney princess who cries about sloths.
posted by lunasol at 9:02 PM on August 8, 2015
I've been bingeing on House of Lies lately, in which she plays a ruthless, foul-mouthed, self-destructive (but of course extremely charming) management consultant, and every once in a while as a nice counterpoint I like to remember that she's a Disney princess who cries about sloths.
posted by lunasol at 9:02 PM on August 8, 2015
Baby Edward Scissorhands' evil doppelgänger?
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:23 PM on August 8, 2015
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 9:23 PM on August 8, 2015
you guys, you made me finally looked up Kristen Bell and sloths and now I love her and sloths even more. <3
posted by numaner at 10:57 AM on August 9, 2015
posted by numaner at 10:57 AM on August 9, 2015
I like to think that all sloths sound like Sid from Ice Age! :)
posted by NormanGoodman at 4:13 PM on August 10, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by NormanGoodman at 4:13 PM on August 10, 2015 [1 favorite]
Here is a video of David Attenborough narrating a sloth slowth poop.
Why won't these videos satisfy my curiosity and show the sloth turd?
I keep hearing how America and elsewhere used to have sloths the size of bears and elephants and stuff. Did they poop once a week too? Now those must have been some mighty turds indeed.
posted by dgaicun at 8:14 AM on August 11, 2015
Why won't these videos satisfy my curiosity and show the sloth turd?
I keep hearing how America and elsewhere used to have sloths the size of bears and elephants and stuff. Did they poop once a week too? Now those must have been some mighty turds indeed.
posted by dgaicun at 8:14 AM on August 11, 2015
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