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Love Your Vagina Song (nsfw) "...starring over 25 names submitted to the loveyourvagina poll, which asked women from across the world what they call theirs. You gave us 14,000 different names, and there are still more coming in every day!" (via copyranter)
But is it art?! It's no Python.
I watched it earlier today, and I still have that not-so-fresh feeling.
posted by markkraft at 8:28 PM on June 28, 2011
I watched it earlier today, and I still have that not-so-fresh feeling.
posted by markkraft at 8:28 PM on June 28, 2011
and if you don't want to love your vagina i bet you can find someone to love it for you
posted by nathancaswell at 8:28 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by nathancaswell at 8:28 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
Looks like they want to sell me a "Mooncup."
posted by basicchannel at 8:46 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by basicchannel at 8:46 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
I think that women loving their vaginas is a good thing, btw. I just don't understand why they need a formal litany, a naming of the names, and an off-Broadway production in order to do so.
Now, flashmobs... that would be interesting.
posted by markkraft at 8:47 PM on June 28, 2011 [3 favorites]
Now, flashmobs... that would be interesting.
posted by markkraft at 8:47 PM on June 28, 2011 [3 favorites]
PINEAPPLE is now number 372 with 6 entries.
As it should be.
posted by Sailormom at 9:10 PM on June 28, 2011 [3 favorites]
As it should be.
posted by Sailormom at 9:10 PM on June 28, 2011 [3 favorites]
"You gave us 14,000 different names..." but how many are actually what women call their vaginas? I'm sure we could come up with a few thousand off the top of our head, too.
posted by me3dia at 9:23 PM on June 28, 2011
posted by me3dia at 9:23 PM on June 28, 2011
Strangely, "wincing turnip" only has one entry.
Heh: Base camp, Holy Grail, Vaginamite, Funkytown
me3dia, I am sure mosr of these are people just trying to be clever or silly. But still, I think there are a lot of little personal names and in-jokes between friends & lovers... plus language varieties and variations in spelling.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:37 PM on June 28, 2011
Heh: Base camp, Holy Grail, Vaginamite, Funkytown
me3dia, I am sure mosr of these are people just trying to be clever or silly. But still, I think there are a lot of little personal names and in-jokes between friends & lovers... plus language varieties and variations in spelling.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:37 PM on June 28, 2011
Pudendum-A and Pudendum-B
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 10:02 PM on June 28, 2011
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 10:02 PM on June 28, 2011
If I had one, I would name it madamjujujive.
I swear, that's a compliment.
posted by hermitosis at 10:04 PM on June 28, 2011 [4 favorites]
I swear, that's a compliment.
posted by hermitosis at 10:04 PM on June 28, 2011 [4 favorites]
Why didn't 4chan vote on this?
posted by klangklangston at 10:16 PM on June 28, 2011
posted by klangklangston at 10:16 PM on June 28, 2011
... I would name it madamjujujive I swear, that's a compliment.
That's pretty long... too much of a mouthful, dare I say? But I noted there are a few "jujus" in that list.
posted by madamjujujive at 10:20 PM on June 28, 2011
That's pretty long... too much of a mouthful, dare I say? But I noted there are a few "jujus" in that list.
posted by madamjujujive at 10:20 PM on June 28, 2011
The "madam" part would just be for special occasions.
posted by hermitosis at 10:23 PM on June 28, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by hermitosis at 10:23 PM on June 28, 2011 [2 favorites]
...and there are still more coming in every day!
You slut.
posted by zephyr_words at 10:34 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
You slut.
posted by zephyr_words at 10:34 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
whoever names their lady bits La Cuntessa, well I would like a formal introduction
posted by PinkMoose at 10:35 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by PinkMoose at 10:35 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
"High maintenance is No 3601 with 1 entries"
eep. Maybe I should call mine "Annual Tune Up."
But I won't. I'll go on calling it Woowoo, as God intended.
posted by taz at 11:18 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
eep. Maybe I should call mine "Annual Tune Up."
But I won't. I'll go on calling it Woowoo, as God intended.
posted by taz at 11:18 PM on June 28, 2011 [1 favorite]
...One to change the light bulb and three to write a folk song about it.
posted by joannemullen at 11:48 PM on June 28, 2011
posted by joannemullen at 11:48 PM on June 28, 2011
I'm surprised none of the girls called theirs "love glove", at least when I just checked.
posted by rmmcclay at 12:25 AM on June 29, 2011
posted by rmmcclay at 12:25 AM on June 29, 2011
Downtown Dining and Entertainment District
So... what does it eat?
posted by troll at 12:35 AM on June 29, 2011
So... what does it eat?
posted by troll at 12:35 AM on June 29, 2011
PINEAPPLE is now number 372 with 6 entries.
As it should be.
And I salute those brave 6, who successfully entered a pineapple.
Second only to the hairy coconut for sheer technical challenge, the pineapple offers rewards beyond the ken of those feeble amateurs who have only ever entered a microwaved melon or sun-warmed papaya.
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:50 AM on June 29, 2011
As it should be.
And I salute those brave 6, who successfully entered a pineapple.
Second only to the hairy coconut for sheer technical challenge, the pineapple offers rewards beyond the ken of those feeble amateurs who have only ever entered a microwaved melon or sun-warmed papaya.
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:50 AM on June 29, 2011
No love for the hairy purse then?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:01 AM on June 29, 2011
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:01 AM on June 29, 2011
There is only my supervijantastically mystical feminine goddess core.
posted by psoas at 3:10 AM on June 29, 2011
posted by psoas at 3:10 AM on June 29, 2011
I just entered Gorilla Salad. It hadn't been added yet. Someone had to do it.
posted by yoga at 4:16 AM on June 29, 2011
posted by yoga at 4:16 AM on June 29, 2011
Wankel Rotary Engine.
posted by delfin at 4:22 AM on June 29, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by delfin at 4:22 AM on June 29, 2011 [5 favorites]
Looks like they want to sell me a "Mooncup."
Indeed they do - they've been advertising on the Tube for a while, and this was shot for UK TV (though hasn't been shown yet as far as I know.
posted by mippy at 4:49 AM on June 29, 2011
Indeed they do - they've been advertising on the Tube for a while, and this was shot for UK TV (though hasn't been shown yet as far as I know.
posted by mippy at 4:49 AM on June 29, 2011
No 9v battery ?
posted by adamvasco at 4:54 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by adamvasco at 4:54 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
Bob.
posted by swift at 5:02 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by swift at 5:02 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
When I think of "pineapple" in that context, I think of the B-52's song "Strobe Light".
posted by rmd1023 at 5:18 AM on June 29, 2011
posted by rmd1023 at 5:18 AM on June 29, 2011
That whose name shall not be spoken.
posted by Thorzdad at 5:37 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Thorzdad at 5:37 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
Hooray, this vagina-positive action is brought to you by the Moon Cup, which is awesome.
posted by Mooseli at 5:45 AM on June 29, 2011
posted by Mooseli at 5:45 AM on June 29, 2011
Calling it "pineapple" brings a whole new meaning to that Sparks song.
posted by pxe2000 at 6:00 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by pxe2000 at 6:00 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
MadameVajujujive, which would, of course, be a fab snarkpuppet name.
hoo-hoo
posted by theora55 at 8:28 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
hoo-hoo
posted by theora55 at 8:28 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
Now this gives a whole new meaning to "The Vagina Song".
Now that is an homage.
posted by lynnshaze at 8:53 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
Now that is an homage.
posted by lynnshaze at 8:53 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
Advertising promotions are awesome! Or rather, vaginal!
posted by Ideefixe at 8:56 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Ideefixe at 8:56 AM on June 29, 2011 [1 favorite]
That whose name shall not be spoken.
As an ex of mine warned me after drunk dialing for a booty call once... 'Do not call up what ye cannot put down!'
posted by FatherDagon at 11:02 AM on June 29, 2011 [2 favorites]
As an ex of mine warned me after drunk dialing for a booty call once... 'Do not call up what ye cannot put down!'
posted by FatherDagon at 11:02 AM on June 29, 2011 [2 favorites]
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