The Germans wore gray, and you wore a space suit.

April 27, 2013 1:36 PM

Join Spongebob & friends as they dub classics like Godfather, Singing in the Rain & Casablanca! [slyt]
posted by cthuljew (15 comments total)

Good lord, that's like 6,000 times more enjoyable than I even expected. Gracias!
posted by FelliniBlank at 1:45 PM on April 27, 2013

It's a bit weird that they doubled up on Patrick in The Godfather, but I'm glad he got that cannoli line.
posted by Sys Rq at 2:26 PM on April 27, 2013

Of all the pineapples under all the seas, she walls into mine.
posted by Dojie at 3:00 PM on April 27, 2013 [7 favorites]

That was frickin' great.
posted by kjh at 3:25 PM on April 27, 2013

"Of course, that was the day them Germans marched into Paris."

Totally worth it for that alone. Thanks.
posted by Sweetie Darling at 3:25 PM on April 27, 2013 [3 favorites]

WHY MUST I BE MIDDLE AGED UNCOOL AND UNABLE TO FIND WEED
posted by robocop is bleeding at 4:19 PM on April 27, 2013 [4 favorites]

Every time this comes around, I try to get people to appreciate "ILSA'S A CAB! HA HA!" as much as I do, but I never succeed.
posted by jinjo at 4:27 PM on April 27, 2013 [5 favorites]

WHY MUST I BE MIDDLE AGED UNCOOL AND UNABLE TO FIND WEED

I don't think one can blame one's age for one's not digging SpongeBob (one must be over 30 to fully appreciate all the layers of sheer brilliance behind Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, for example). Nor is the problem your sobriety, as SpongeBob is genuinely funny, and as everyone knows, marijuana is not a humour enhancer, but rather a humour inverter.

So, unless it's somehow the case that being middle-aged and devotedly watching cartoons for eight-year-olds is not the coolest thing ever--which I think we can all agree is an absolute impossibility--I think it's probably just that, yeah, you're uncool. Sorry.

P.S.
What the hell was I doing two weeks ago to miss this?!
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:42 AM on February 27, 2008 [+] [!]
I dunno. Was it weed?
posted by Sys Rq at 5:40 PM on April 27, 2013

Man, I thought I searched "spongebob casablanca". :\
posted by cthuljew at 5:49 PM on April 27, 2013

This video actually has healing powers.
posted by the bricabrac man at 5:49 PM on April 27, 2013

I don't think one can blame one's age for one's not digging SpongeBob

I've watched SpongeBob since Season 1. I'm more pining for Days Gone By.

(and a hookup)
posted by robocop is bleeding at 5:54 PM on April 27, 2013

I was really hoping for a rousing rendition of "Moses Supposes" performed by the Spongebob gang, but that was pretty great.
posted by zachlipton at 6:00 PM on April 27, 2013 [1 favorite]

The greatest Spongebob moment is still the song from Band Geeks.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 6:04 PM on April 27, 2013

I love Spongebob and will gladly buy the dvd's for my kids. It helps make up for the soul-crushing awfulness of Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank Engine.
posted by KokuRyu at 6:10 PM on April 27, 2013

Here is Home Entertainment Center, the fantastic one man show put on by Steven Banks, prior to becoming the story editor for Spongebob. The show starts at 1:41 after an intro by Penn and Teller.
posted by flarbuse at 6:20 PM on April 27, 2013 [2 favorites]