Two Chips. Based on a true story.
May 3, 2013 6:42 AM Subscribe
Adam Patch recorded his tipsy wife telling a joke then created a charming animation.
Pretty corny.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:54 AM on May 3, 2013 [19 favorites]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:54 AM on May 3, 2013 [19 favorites]
She picked up a bottle of wine and sailed into port.
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:21 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:21 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
Pretty cute. Though I have to quibble with the accuracy of the "tipsy" = "my wife drank a bottle of wine" equation.
posted by Thorzdad at 8:26 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Thorzdad at 8:26 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
I've got wine, anyone want to get married?
posted by nathancaswell at 8:29 AM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 8:29 AM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
I actually found it a bit morbid.
posted by oddman at 8:47 AM on May 3, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by oddman at 8:47 AM on May 3, 2013 [4 favorites]
I guess it's just nacho kind of thing. *hic*
posted by glhaynes at 8:51 AM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by glhaynes at 8:51 AM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
My wife after a bottle of wine is hilarious. Or at least she thinks so.
posted by notme at 9:08 AM on May 3, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by notme at 9:08 AM on May 3, 2013 [2 favorites]
I actually found it a bit morbid.
Seriously, that other chip just killed him for nothing! He's like Tortilla the Hun.
posted by IanMorr at 9:16 AM on May 3, 2013 [24 favorites]
Seriously, that other chip just killed him for nothing! He's like Tortilla the Hun.
posted by IanMorr at 9:16 AM on May 3, 2013 [24 favorites]
Pretty corny.
I thought it was pretty amaizing.
posted by sparklemotion at 9:20 AM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
I thought it was pretty amaizing.
posted by sparklemotion at 9:20 AM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
Why are we wispering?
posted by humboldt32 at 9:40 AM on May 3, 2013
posted by humboldt32 at 9:40 AM on May 3, 2013
Shhh! Nacho loud.
posted by ryoshu at 10:19 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by ryoshu at 10:19 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
Wait a minute... The cheese is inside the chip?
posted by spilon at 11:09 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by spilon at 11:09 AM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
I wish I had recorded my grandfather trying to tell a joke. He wouldn't do it unless my father prompted him, but my father liked to prompt him because the results were so funny. My grandfather would be fine right up until he reached the punchline of a joke, and then he would start to laugh. And as he tried to tell the punchline, he would laugh more and more, unable to speak, gasping for air, tears streaming down his cheeks. And we would laugh, because he was laughing, and because he couldn't finish the joke, and it didn't matter, because no joke could be funnier than my grandfather trying and failing to tell a joke.
God damn. Retelling it, I really wish I had recorded that. I haven't thought about that for years, and now I really miss him.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 11:11 AM on May 3, 2013 [20 favorites]
God damn. Retelling it, I really wish I had recorded that. I haven't thought about that for years, and now I really miss him.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 11:11 AM on May 3, 2013 [20 favorites]
This made me laught till I cried. Till I cried.
Genius.
posted by Faintdreams at 11:52 AM on May 3, 2013
Genius.
posted by Faintdreams at 11:52 AM on May 3, 2013
SPOILER
The last no. i'm. na. cho. friend. with the poking the knife in--index finger style--bit. by. bit. was really funny.
posted by exlotuseater at 12:02 PM on May 3, 2013
The last no. i'm. na. cho. friend. with the poking the knife in--index finger style--bit. by. bit. was really funny.
posted by exlotuseater at 12:02 PM on May 3, 2013
Cute. And just slightly fucked up, what with the stabbing and all. I like it.
And this seems like exactly the sort of joke my own wife would try to tell after drinking a bottle of wine, which makes it even more endearing.
posted by asnider at 1:08 PM on May 3, 2013
And this seems like exactly the sort of joke my own wife would try to tell after drinking a bottle of wine, which makes it even more endearing.
posted by asnider at 1:08 PM on May 3, 2013
Lightweight. I need about two and a half bottles to get that silly.
Cute though. :-)
posted by Decani at 3:45 PM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
Cute though. :-)
posted by Decani at 3:45 PM on May 3, 2013 [1 favorite]
I apologise if that last post seemed like I was indulging in nachismo.
posted by Decani at 3:46 PM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Decani at 3:46 PM on May 3, 2013 [3 favorites]
I laughed WAY too hard at this. And then I watched it again and laughed harder. There were laughing tears, you guys. As exlotuseater pointed out, the poking of the knife at "na-ch-o friend" slayed my guts.
I hope one day I marry someone who thinks my wine drunk cheesy jokes are funny. This video is now the standard by which I will judge all future relationships. RIGHTEOUS.
posted by youandiandaflame at 6:16 PM on May 3, 2013 [4 favorites]
I hope one day I marry someone who thinks my wine drunk cheesy jokes are funny. This video is now the standard by which I will judge all future relationships. RIGHTEOUS.
posted by youandiandaflame at 6:16 PM on May 3, 2013 [4 favorites]
I wish I had a tipsy, funny wife. And some tortilla chips.
posted by Callicvol at 1:23 AM on May 4, 2013
posted by Callicvol at 1:23 AM on May 4, 2013
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