"Not another word!"

July 17, 2013 8:50 PM

Tywin Lannister's Dinner Party, an extremely awkward recut of an episode in Game of Thones, third season (no spoilers).
posted by the man of twists and turns (31 comments total)

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posted by Mojojojo at 9:06 PM on July 17, 2013

No spoilers indeed.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 9:11 PM on July 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

Joffers!
posted by Artw at 9:11 PM on July 17, 2013

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posted by Artw at 9:15 PM on July 17, 2013

Joffers... :-(
posted by Artw at 9:15 PM on July 17, 2013

Ain't no party like a Tywin Lannister party, 'cause a Tywin Lannister party ends with everybody being horribly murdered.
posted by Rangeboy at 9:19 PM on July 17, 2013 [17 favorites]

Do not :-( for Joffrey.
posted by kafziel at 9:19 PM on July 17, 2013 [7 favorites]

THE ARISTOCRATS!
posted by boo_radley at 9:32 PM on July 17, 2013 [5 favorites]

But he was so happy! And then he was so sad/filled with murderous, impotent rage.
posted by Artw at 9:38 PM on July 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

Dying for some fart noises.
posted by phaedon at 10:36 PM on July 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

holy crap, that was brilliant
posted by sineater at 10:48 PM on July 17, 2013

Whoa, a funny YouTube comment:

Raikagon 1 hour ago:

Joffrey comes in lie "Hey guys, hey, hey I killed three peasants today, isn't that awesome!?" and then he gets all sad because no one else will celebrate with him.

posted by lordaych at 10:56 PM on July 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

I think somebody dropped this.
posted by dumbland at 11:09 PM on July 17, 2013 [7 favorites]

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posted by Drinky Die at 11:20 PM on July 17, 2013

boo_radley, I told that joke to my new girlfriend the other night, and she punched me in the face and threw me out of her bedroom. I am accustomed the Lannister level awkwardness, but much like Tyrion, I'll make fun of the elephant in the room.

Sigh, I guess it's all in the delivery.
posted by Xoebe at 11:52 PM on July 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

I wouldn't call that an awkward recut. More a cut of awkward.
posted by moonlily at 3:39 AM on July 18, 2013

Reminds me of this: What's in Spock's Scanner?
posted by salmacis at 3:40 AM on July 18, 2013 [4 favorites]

For those of you jonesing for your weekly fix of Tywin being scary, "Going Postal" is on Netflix - it's a miniseries based on Terry Pratchet's novel of the same name. Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister) portrays Lord Vetinari - the anti-hero evil mastermind who rules Ankh Morpork.

The series also has a scenery-chewing, mustache twirling villain's villain played by Hercule Poirot, who is equally entertaining.
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:06 AM on July 18, 2013 [2 favorites]

He's also a space pirate with a robot cock in Space Truckers, for the completists amongst you.
posted by Artw at 5:57 AM on July 18, 2013

Of course they're angry. Joffrey was supposed to bring the lamprey pie.
posted by surplus at 6:19 AM on July 18, 2013 [2 favorites]

Sneak preview of a Tywin Lannister scene from next season.
posted by painquale at 6:50 AM on July 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

GAAAAAAAAAAH the clicks on the abrupt audio cuts are driving me crazy; use 2 frame audio dissolves people! Sometimes I hate being an editor.
posted by yellowbinder at 7:13 AM on July 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

He's also a space pirate with a robot cock in Space Truckers, for the completists amongst you.

I'm no Charles Dance completist, but that will be great for my collection of space pirate robot cocks

uh, I've got one so far
posted by maqsarian at 7:15 AM on July 18, 2013

I'm genuinely fond of Space Truckers and would say it's worth a watch under any circumstances, though circumstances that involve a beer and willingness to watch a dumb movie are generally best.
posted by Artw at 7:34 AM on July 18, 2013

For maqsarin
posted by Artw at 7:39 AM on July 18, 2013

...I do enjoy hearing phrases and sentences that had never been uttered before. Such as "low-amp electrical wang pulse" or "That's the banjo player's Porsche."
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:42 AM on July 18, 2013

"I pray you allow me a few moments to coordinate my seldom-used reproductive sequences."

Okay, it's settled. I'm renting Space Truckers now.
posted by maqsarian at 9:09 AM on July 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

Public service announcement: when your source material was shot at 23.976, you do not convert to 29.97 progressive. Doing so results in every 5th frame being a duplicate frame, leading to jerky unnatural motion for no good reason. Why do you voluntarily corrupt your video's framerate like that? It drives me crazy. Stop performing these unnecessary framerate conversions, people.
posted by Rhomboid at 3:29 PM on July 18, 2013

Yeah the looping ambient sound was distracting enough that I kept expecting it to turn into a dubstep remix.
posted by speicus at 3:32 PM on July 18, 2013

Did a massive dragon just wash ashore along England's Jurassic coast?
posted by homunculus at 5:44 PM on July 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

I misread this as Tywin Lannister's Dance Party. Moby sends his regards.
posted by Dr. Zira at 7:58 PM on July 18, 2013