I like drawn butts and I cannot lie
November 17, 2013 5:15 PM Subscribe
How to draw GREAT BUTTS in five lines!
butts lol
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:16 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:16 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
Try this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC145FQM_Xo
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:17 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:17 PM on November 17, 2013
This video has been ass-assinated
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:17 PM on November 17, 2013 [5 favorites]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:17 PM on November 17, 2013 [5 favorites]
Ahhhhhh please fix my link if I did it wrong ahhhhhhhhhh ( ⅄ )
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:18 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:18 PM on November 17, 2013
What is ( ◻ ), goatse?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:20 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:20 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
( ✈҉ ) plane doing emergency landing in a butt
posted by idiopath at 5:23 PM on November 17, 2013 [17 favorites]
posted by idiopath at 5:23 PM on November 17, 2013 [17 favorites]
( ♞ ) I'm gonna make him a butt he can't refuse
posted by kickback at 5:31 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by kickback at 5:31 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
I often sing about butts to the tune of "Shots" by LMFAO.
Butts butts butts butts, butts butts butts butts butts, butts butts butts butts butts, butts butts EVERYBODY
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 5:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
Butts butts butts butts, butts butts butts butts butts, butts butts butts butts butts, butts butts EVERYBODY
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 5:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
Mod note: Swapped links. Butt on.
posted by restless_nomad (staff) at 5:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by restless_nomad (staff) at 5:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [2 favorites]
Clearly this gentleman has skills. One wonders why Newsweek let him go.
butts.
posted by wabbittwax at 5:36 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
butts.
posted by wabbittwax at 5:36 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
by "great butts" i was expecting butts of perky aesthetic excellence but i guess well-drawn butts are great too
for everything else there is tumblr
posted by elizardbits at 5:38 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
for everything else there is tumblr
posted by elizardbits at 5:38 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
What light through yonder window breaks, it is the butt, and butts butt butt
posted by The Whelk at 5:41 PM on November 17, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 5:41 PM on November 17, 2013 [3 favorites]
I was expecting to be offended somehow, but wow, I learned a lot!
posted by thinkpiece at 5:45 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by thinkpiece at 5:45 PM on November 17, 2013
I was always pretty bad at art and drawings, and it's slowly dawning on me that being a good artist is at least 50% tricks and shortcuts like this. Five lines! So simple.
posted by zardoz at 5:59 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by zardoz at 5:59 PM on November 17, 2013 [4 favorites]
He used the same size marker tip for normal, big, and skinny. This man is a genius!
posted by Mister_A at 6:23 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by Mister_A at 6:23 PM on November 17, 2013
Also, in case no one mentioned it yet,
posted by Mister_A at 6:24 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Mister_A at 6:24 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
Can you believe there are only 3 posts on the blue, this one included, with the buttslol tag? What is WRONG with this place?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:26 PM on November 17, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:26 PM on November 17, 2013 [3 favorites]
1) Draw some circles.
2) Draw the rest of the fucking butt.
(word order is of the utmost importance here, obviously)
posted by sparkletone at 6:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [5 favorites]
2) Draw the rest of the fucking butt.
(word order is of the utmost importance here, obviously)
posted by sparkletone at 6:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [5 favorites]
Protip: Skinny butts are seven lines.
posted by vozworth at 6:34 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by vozworth at 6:34 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
1) Draw some circles.
2) Draw the rest of the fucking butt.
I hadn't seen that site before but OMG OMG this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Sir?
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 6:40 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
2) Draw the rest of the fucking butt.
I hadn't seen that site before but OMG OMG this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Sir?
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 6:40 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
I want this guy to draw all of the body parts
posted by oceanjesse at 6:51 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by oceanjesse at 6:51 PM on November 17, 2013
Well, I'm never going to be able to look at a peace sign or a chicken foot the same way again.
posted by Fig at 6:51 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by Fig at 6:51 PM on November 17, 2013
There are a few more using the lolbutts tag. Probably best to use both variants wherever butts and lol are called for.
posted by asperity at 7:09 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by asperity at 7:09 PM on November 17, 2013
DONE AND DONE
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:19 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:19 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
It worked for Picasso...
A pro can do it in four.
posted by achrise at 7:23 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
A pro can do it in four.
posted by achrise at 7:23 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
I hadn't seen that site before but OMG OMG this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
I haven't either, for what it's worth. I just googled for the owl image, and grabbed the first result.
posted by sparkletone at 7:29 PM on November 17, 2013
I haven't either, for what it's worth. I just googled for the owl image, and grabbed the first result.
posted by sparkletone at 7:29 PM on November 17, 2013
"That's a butt everybody." Truer words never spoken.
posted by stltony at 7:34 PM on November 17, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by stltony at 7:34 PM on November 17, 2013 [2 favorites]
After the first few seconds all I could think was great, now I will always see the CND peace symbol as a butt in a circle.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 8:11 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 8:11 PM on November 17, 2013
If you hear "butt" enough times, it becomes meaningless and *more hilarious.*
posted by Pronoiac at 8:20 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Pronoiac at 8:20 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
...bottom...
posted by quazichimp at 9:09 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by quazichimp at 9:09 PM on November 17, 2013
Pretty cheeky!
posted by The otter lady at 10:06 PM on November 17, 2013
posted by The otter lady at 10:06 PM on November 17, 2013
This is the single best thing I've seen all day.
Related: Butts are now the single best thing I'm able to draw.
posted by MeghanC at 10:09 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
Related: Butts are now the single best thing I'm able to draw.
posted by MeghanC at 10:09 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]
I wonder if he has ever seen the 'temple roof and sun' approach to drawing that portion of human anatomy? (Do a Google image search for the logo_oriente.gif image, to see what I mean ...)
posted by woodblock100 at 3:03 AM on November 18, 2013
posted by woodblock100 at 3:03 AM on November 18, 2013
> Coincidentally, I have a fabulous butt.
As do I.
Okay, lemme just say "me too" so someone else can make the "eponysterical" joke.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 6:22 AM on November 18, 2013
As do I.
Okay, lemme just say "me too" so someone else can make the "eponysterical" joke.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 6:22 AM on November 18, 2013
woodblock100, are you talking about this logo? Because that's more "sex" than "butt."
posted by Pronoiac at 7:04 AM on November 18, 2013
posted by Pronoiac at 7:04 AM on November 18, 2013
Metafilter: more "sex" than "butt."
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:07 AM on November 18, 2013
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:07 AM on November 18, 2013
more sex than butt ...
It is indeed; I tossed it into the mix simply because of the way that it uses a minimum number of strokes to delineate the body part in question ... something I felt was germane to the topic!
posted by woodblock100 at 8:15 AM on November 18, 2013
It is indeed; I tossed it into the mix simply because of the way that it uses a minimum number of strokes to delineate the body part in question ... something I felt was germane to the topic!
posted by woodblock100 at 8:15 AM on November 18, 2013
Kurt Vonnegut only needed three lines
posted by ook at 2:25 PM on November 18, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by ook at 2:25 PM on November 18, 2013 [3 favorites]
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