Instructional shaving video

November 21, 2013 12:43 AM

How to shave. There comes a time in everyone's life where they have to start shaving, so it's important that you know how to do it correctly and safely without causing an injury.
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot (22 comments total)

Yeah, thanks.

Between you guys and the Daily Show, I might just stop paying those bills that ensure my connection to the outside world.
posted by Max Udargo at 1:06 AM on November 21, 2013

Best viral ad for strawberries ever.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:00 AM on November 21, 2013

Whut.
posted by cthuljew at 2:00 AM on November 21, 2013

Paul McCarthy?
Because otherwise I don't ever want to know anything about the person making these. Ever.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:55 AM on November 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

Every time I watch one of these "How To Basic" videos, I think only of the incredible amount of money he spends on the props.
posted by converge at 2:56 AM on November 21, 2013

I want my 5$ back. And my sanity.
posted by mannequito at 3:04 AM on November 21, 2013

wait

what
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:28 AM on November 21, 2013

There are not enough mops in the world to make that floor clean again.
posted by mittens at 4:30 AM on November 21, 2013

Poor mantic59. I am so sad for his family.
posted by oneironaut at 4:45 AM on November 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

Worst Couchsurfing guest ever.
posted by Dip Flash at 5:17 AM on November 21, 2013

The world's first documented case of thigh salmonella.
posted by middleclasstool at 5:22 AM on November 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

This is where I learned to shave.
posted by saul wright at 5:59 AM on November 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

Previously.
posted by jbickers at 6:04 AM on November 21, 2013

This video brought to you by AirBnB!
posted by oceanjesse at 6:32 AM on November 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

Australian is a strange, exotic culture, difficult to understand by the West.
posted by cman at 7:14 AM on November 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

I need a light switch like that.
posted by JohnnyGunn at 7:29 AM on November 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

I laughed, I cried, I WTFed. It was much better than CATS.
posted by k5.user at 8:05 AM on November 21, 2013

Presumably these are made by the star of late for meeting?
posted by lucidium at 8:15 AM on November 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

Shaving: you're doing it wrong.
posted by arcticseal at 8:22 AM on November 21, 2013

There's only one way a REAL man shaves.
posted by Toekneesan at 10:07 AM on November 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

My dad taught me how to shave. He said "smear this all over your face then scrape it off with the razor. Try not to cut yourself."

It's always worked for me.
posted by Decani at 12:00 PM on November 21, 2013 [2 favorites]

How To Masturbate
posted by jeffburdges at 4:43 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]