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"Fact: wearing white and holding your belly is the best way to ensure a healthy baby." Twitter bots 4 momz! is a Twitter list of three humorous Twitter bots from Mefi's own Metroid Baby, spoofing parenting advice from popular media: @FakeMomAdvice, @FakePregAdvice, and @TrendyNames. [via mefi projects]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome (14 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
Wu-Tang Clan gave my LO extra molars.

Yep.
posted by Literaryhero at 5:51 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


The only thing that helps incontinence is a spa day.

Oh god, this will end well.
posted by Literaryhero at 5:52 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


Reason #385 why it's a good thing I never had any children... I would name my daughter Punsie Anne
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:12 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


Try hiring a doula for pregnancy farts!

"Remember, if you feel the need to have the doctor pull your finger, that's fine. It's just as good as a natural fart."
posted by ambrosen at 6:16 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


Pinterest did nothing to assuage my concerns about humanity.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:33 PM on September 25, 2015


ANIS!

I am four
posted by adept256 at 6:33 PM on September 25, 2015


"Don't vaccinate your kids!"

Thank God no one takes that one seriously.
posted by 4ster at 6:44 PM on September 25, 2015


@TrendyNames reminds me (in the best possible way) of another classic MeFi Projects link, BabyZoink.
posted by moss at 9:55 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


First link is dead, Jim.
posted by clvrmnky at 6:08 AM on September 26, 2015 [1 favorite]


One of the names that BabyZoink gave me was Yasmina, which reveals the hidden danger that the unique name generator will randomly generate a name that is not unique at all.
posted by ArbitraryAndCapricious at 7:09 AM on September 26, 2015


The Bible did nothing for Nevaeh's kidney stones!
posted by Wolfdog at 5:43 PM on September 26, 2015


She ate the whole thing!
posted by Wolfdog at 5:43 PM on September 26, 2015


Also she's still called "Nevaeh"
posted by Wolfdog at 5:46 PM on September 26, 2015 [1 favorite]


#datmommyglow
posted by rhizome at 10:15 PM on September 26, 2015


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