The Dark Carnival has called for these prophets, to release the all mighty presence of the Sixth Jokers Card! They have brought us all together for this purpose, for this moment…a beginning or an end,

March 14, 2002 8:32 AM

The Dark Carnival has called for these prophets, to release the all mighty presence of the Sixth Jokers Card! They have brought us all together for this purpose, for this moment…a beginning or an end, the clock tolls and has come full circle. A tear falls silently from the heavens above as a dark storm gathers on the horizon. A butterfly emerges in a land of shadows and death. Come to this Seminar to find out what it all means as the Insane Clown Posse will speak on such deep matters, reviling to the few who come, what is in store for the Juggalo family in these apparent climatic times.

Once a Day
posted by ejoey (12 comments total)

Yes. These climatic times are certainly weatherful.
posted by grabbingsand at 8:50 AM on March 14, 2002

ICP are clownshoes.
posted by uftheory at 8:55 AM on March 14, 2002

Reviling, revealing....let's call the whole thing off.
posted by jaustinspace at 8:56 AM on March 14, 2002

It's scary to think I'll be 40 miles from this...better start building my bunker now.
posted by byort at 9:03 AM on March 14, 2002

Last year's "Gathering of the Juggalos" happened across the street from where I work. Scared quite a few of my older co-workers. Wasn't really all that big of a fuss except for the occasional bit of stupid teenage vandalism.

However the sidewalk was black from all the faygo the fans sprayed around. Took weeks for the clean-up crews to get it off.

The best part, though, were all the strange looks directed at the few hundred teenagers running around downtown Toledo, OH, in full manson-gear, complete with clown makeup.
posted by GeekAnimator at 9:32 AM on March 14, 2002

Darkness falls upon Peoria? can't fall much further.
posted by jbelshaw at 10:00 AM on March 14, 2002

What's "faygo"?
posted by stoneegg21 at 3:38 PM on March 14, 2002

faygo is super cheap soda.

and i'm down with the clown dammit. the rest of ya or just hata's! HATA'S!

(seriously tho, i think ICP is tremendously talented. they have good composing skills, great story driven lyrics (usually), and they're better at milking an image than most pop groups. open your minds, let them dip their nuts in it.)
posted by jcterminal at 3:43 PM on March 14, 2002

I'm with JCTerminal, I dig the Clown Posse. I remember when I was down in Florida, while I was selling his parents a PC, this little 10 year old budding delinquent kid used MS Paint to draw Milenko and the the ICP initials and make them default wallpaper. Warmed my heart.
They basically seem to be the latest generations answer to Kiss and Twisted Sister. And FWIW, the songs ain't bad either-"Dead Body Man" is freakin' hilarious and "Halls of Illusions" is a terrific peice of aggro-rock revenge fantasy.

Break out the Faygo, JC.
posted by jonmc at 4:07 PM on March 14, 2002

the rest of ya or just hata's! HATA'S!

Hatten?
posted by kindall at 4:50 PM on March 14, 2002

kindall- Thank You for that. Now I know what the ICP look like without the makeup.
posted by jonmc at 4:57 PM on March 14, 2002

"Look at me, I'm a clown or somethin'. I wear a lot of make-up because my mommy didn't hug me enough." - Mr. Show
posted by Homeskillet Freshy Fresh at 1:34 AM on March 15, 2002