The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

December 22, 2015 7:52 PM

You must use a Chinese against a Chinese...you're playing the game of death!
Youtube user wutangcollection offers a selection of ninja-sploitation trailers for your delectation:

• Ultimate Ninja
• Ninja The Protector
• Ninja Terminator
• Ninja Squad
• Ninja in Action
• Ninja Dragon
• Ninja Destroyer
• Ninja the Final Duel
• Life of Ninja
• The Thundering Ninja

posted by juv3nal (18 comments total)

I know you like music, here's a gift.
posted by lmfsilva at 7:54 PM on December 22, 2015 [4 favorites]

BRUCE STALLION
posted by kenko at 7:59 PM on December 22, 2015

Ninjas are mammals.
posted by Literaryhero at 8:07 PM on December 22, 2015 [4 favorites]

For my money you can't possibly beat the ultimate showdown of Kung Fu vs. Ninjistu: CHINESE SUPER NINJAS (note: momentary shocking NSFWness)
posted by steveminutillo at 8:15 PM on December 22, 2015 [2 favorites]

Bruce Baron, one of Godfrey Ho's ninjas, is in many of these trailers.

Nanarland has a great interview with him about how difficult this work was.

Baron died in 2013.
posted by chinesefood at 8:43 PM on December 22, 2015 [1 favorite]

the "Ninja in Action" and "Ninja the Final Duel" links are both NSFW.
posted by xbonesgt at 8:46 PM on December 22, 2015

Christmas came early, thanks for these links.
posted by Fizz at 8:49 PM on December 22, 2015

Yo Meth, hold up, hold up
Yo Meth, where my Killer tape at, God?
posted by tonycpsu at 9:10 PM on December 22, 2015 [2 favorites]

I thought ninjas were Japanese, not Chinese.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 9:20 PM on December 22, 2015

Robert Hamburger, where art thou?
posted by prodigalsun at 9:34 PM on December 22, 2015

Thomas the Tank Ninja
posted by Serf at 10:45 PM on December 22, 2015

They are, that's why it's funny.
posted by juv3nal at 10:52 PM on December 22, 2015

I thought ninjas just hung around airports and got sucked up into jet engines.
posted by Tenuki at 12:59 AM on December 23, 2015 [1 favorite]

Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
posted by SNACKeR at 5:12 AM on December 23, 2015 [1 favorite]

None of those guys looked anything like a hedge.
posted by Shepherd at 7:57 AM on December 23, 2015

At 1:15 in steveminutillo's video link is the inspiration for the humanoid trees of Mortal Kombat.
posted by Captain Fetid at 10:40 AM on December 23, 2015

Five Element Ninjas is a classic. Created a D&D adventure based on that movie when I was a kid.
posted by P.o.B. at 3:09 PM on December 23, 2015 [1 favorite]

The bio of Godfrey Ho, "the Ed Wood of Hong Kong cinema" makes more sense of this whole ninja infestation.
posted by LobsterMitten at 2:12 PM on January 2, 2016