Notify Police - Murder!
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npm-expansions is a git repository, currently holding 250+ pending pulls requests of what NPM (Node Package Manager) might stand for*: Notify Police - Murder!, Neurosis Prevention Mechanism, Narcissistically Plush Moostache and to quote a specific commit - "the very first Portuguese extension" - Não posso mais ("I can't take it anymore").
*NPM Expansions are randomly shown on the top bar of npmjs.com.
*NPM Expansions are randomly shown on the top bar of npmjs.com.
Not post material.
posted by Obscure Reference at 5:29 AM on May 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
posted by Obscure Reference at 5:29 AM on May 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
Needs Perl Magic
posted by scruss at 5:52 AM on May 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by scruss at 5:52 AM on May 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
NPM's Pretty Meh
posted by rebennett at 6:07 AM on May 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
posted by rebennett at 6:07 AM on May 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
N is Postjacent to M
posted by rh at 6:32 AM on May 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by rh at 6:32 AM on May 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
this is hilarious. I'm glad that at least some people on github don't take themselves quite so seriously (this shiney thingamabob will change your life!)
posted by bluesky43 at 6:39 AM on May 16, 2016
posted by bluesky43 at 6:39 AM on May 16, 2016
....what is a "git"?
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:06 AM on May 16, 2016
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:06 AM on May 16, 2016
....what is a "git"?
posted by brennen at 7:27 AM on May 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
git is a piece of software used for tracking changes to collections of text files; mostly source code. It has become very popular with programmers over the last decade or so, and GitHub, which hosts git repositories (a collection of stuff kept in git is a repository), has become more or less the de facto place to publish source code.GIT - the stupid content tracker "git" can mean anything, depending on your mood. - random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not actually used by any common UNIX command. The fact that it is a mispronounciation of "get" may or may not be relevant. - stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the dictionary of slang. - "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room. - "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks
posted by brennen at 7:27 AM on May 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
"Git yew thare the freshest code!"
posted by oceanjesse at 7:29 AM on May 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by oceanjesse at 7:29 AM on May 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
Not post material.
Not Py Mroblem.
'Mroblem' is fun to say.
posted by eclectist at 8:49 AM on May 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
Not Py Mroblem.
'Mroblem' is fun to say.
posted by eclectist at 8:49 AM on May 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
i just like saying mroblem.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 9:17 AM on May 16, 2016
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 9:17 AM on May 16, 2016
Maybe it doesn't stand for anything and NPM's priorities are mercenary.
posted by ckape at 9:31 AM on May 16, 2016
posted by ckape at 9:31 AM on May 16, 2016
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posted by L.P. Hatecraft at 3:16 AM on May 16, 2016 [4 favorites]