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September 18, 2016 9:23 PM

A Neil Gaiman tweet prompts debate on Tumblr: what is the species of the hyperintelligent rodent publicist running Lin-Manuel Miranda's Twitter feed?
posted by nicebookrack (9 comments total)

Pop Star Janna Hayspice Confronts Rumors That She Is Really Just A Writhing, Sentient Mass Of Voles
posted by Rhaomi at 9:52 PM on September 18, 2016 [9 favorites]

Lin-Manuel Miranda himself is just four very tall voles, one on top of another, in a raincoat.
posted by kandinski at 10:45 PM on September 18, 2016 [11 favorites]

Rhaomi, that video requires a nightmare warning.
posted by rokusan at 12:10 AM on September 19, 2016

Now we understand why he writes like he's running out of time. Got to pack it all in during that four year lifespan.
posted by drezdn at 4:52 AM on September 19, 2016 [7 favorites]

Maybe his tweets are written by a single Rodent of Unusual Size?
posted by jenkinsEar at 5:36 AM on September 19, 2016 [4 favorites]

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 5:55 AM on September 19, 2016 [13 favorites]

Explains Hamoleton.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:29 AM on September 19, 2016 [3 favorites]

*Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks Mr.Encyclopedia*
posted by leotrotsky at 7:54 AM on September 19, 2016 [1 favorite]

Rebuttal from the Miranda vole collective
posted by nicebookrack at 8:15 AM on September 19, 2016 [1 favorite]