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June 15, 2018 12:18 AM   Subscribe

Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
posted by fearfulsymmetry (9 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
 
Oh shit.
posted by Nanukthedog at 4:58 AM on June 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


Okay, so this isn't very hard, but it's also totally awesome.
posted by Alex404 at 5:23 AM on June 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


Janelle Monae is so awesome she sent her mind back in time to influence Nietzcshe.
posted by kokaku at 5:33 AM on June 15, 2018 [7 favorites]


Wow, I legitimately thought 1 & 5 were Nietzsche. Guess those quotes were a little too niche(y) for me.
posted by seemoorglass at 6:41 AM on June 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


To be fair, you could probably find something somewhere in Nietzsche's output that could be translated into any of these. 6 is going to be the hardest but it's probably somewhere in Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 7:20 AM on June 15, 2018


I've always wanted to write a McSweeney's article "14 Fortune Cookie Fortunes Written by Friedrich Nietzsche."
posted by slogger at 7:39 AM on June 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


Revolutionize your lives and find a way out.
posted by nicebookrack at 8:35 AM on June 15, 2018 [3 favorites]


I think the answer key is reversed because “My juice is my religion, got juice between my thighs” is definitely Nietzsche.
posted by The Bellman at 8:40 AM on June 15, 2018 [4 favorites]


Yeah, well, Scooby-Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
posted by Sangermaine at 9:20 AM on June 15, 2018


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