Cum Vs Moisturizer

October 21, 2003 9:34 PM

This is important : Cum Vs Moisturizer.
posted by Stan Chin (19 comments total)

The test results were flawed from the start. They weren't using my come. That stuff's magic. In college, a girl even claimed that she got chlamydia from my spooge. Top that!
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:45 PM on October 21, 2003

haha, thanks. Good link, this.
posted by xmutex at 9:49 PM on October 21, 2003

[this is gooey]
posted by quonsar at 9:51 PM on October 21, 2003

Science at it's best! Tremendous!
posted by sharpener at 9:51 PM on October 21, 2003

This is gross. And bad scientific method, too! They should have tested semen against acne cream on people with acne to see if the myths about it are true. Comparing it with moisturizer on people whose skin is fine to begin with is just pointless. (Aside from the eew factor, I suppose.)
posted by bonheur at 10:10 PM on October 21, 2003

Worst post in weeks.
posted by pmurray63 at 10:12 PM on October 21, 2003

(CLANG - sound of MeFi hitting new low)

Teen-Fantasy-Cum(no pun intended)-Urban Legend-Filter
posted by davidmsc at 10:16 PM on October 21, 2003

Sounds like a job for the Annals of Improbable Research
posted by Tenuki at 10:23 PM on October 21, 2003

Once a girlfriend of my asked whether we could try it. Without thinking I replied "Sure, we could give it a shot."
posted by alumshubby at 10:46 PM on October 21, 2003

Worst post in weeks.

yep. but it's stan, he can't help it.
posted by t r a c y at 11:30 PM on October 21, 2003

I’ll bet you could take a jackhammer to that cheek and I could just whistle the theme to Andy Griffith no problem.

Do I see a new post-coital conversation starter on the horizon?
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:39 PM on October 21, 2003

Oh cum on. Splooge is more like a mask than a moisturizing cream. You ladies wouldn't walk around with a facial all day, now would you? Of course not. You'd wash it off after a few minutes, like a good little girl.

Oh, and spanking is good for the ass muscles. Butt I'm sure you already knew that.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:22 AM on October 22, 2003

One wonders what Stan was looking for when he stumbled across this lovely site ... the mind reels. :)
posted by pjammer at 5:06 AM on October 22, 2003

I see our hostile takeover by FARK is now complete.

(and yet, I laughed)
posted by briank at 6:28 AM on October 22, 2003

Worst post in weeks. -- by pmurray63

Seconded. Nothing like making the front page of mefi unsafe for work.
posted by dejah420 at 6:58 AM on October 22, 2003

spunky!
posted by jonmc at 8:12 AM on October 22, 2003

give new meaning to 'going to the spa to get a facial'
posted by spunkster at 8:20 AM on October 22, 2003

You mean there's another?
posted by inpHilltr8r at 12:48 PM on October 22, 2003

Yes, a post so horrible I just had to post a comment. [/whine]
posted by botono9 at 7:35 PM on October 23, 2003