Feeling lonely? Terrified? Isolated from the World Community?

October 22, 2004 10:23 AM

Feeling lonely? Terrified? Isolated from the World Community? Call now. Real girls are standing by to tell you exactly what you want to hear.
posted by glenwood (8 comments total)

"call is free because your grandchildren will be paying for it!"
posted by quonsar at 10:28 AM on October 22, 2004

sweet
posted by Satapher at 11:20 AM on October 22, 2004

That's fucking hysterical. Seriously!
posted by psmealey at 11:21 AM on October 22, 2004

"Hey! You forgot Poland!" Brilliant.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 11:36 AM on October 22, 2004

That's awesome. Great post.
posted by mathowie at 11:47 AM on October 22, 2004

These sites kill me! They try so hard to look earnest and you know they're dying to bust out laughing inside. I love the pic of the woman praying to the picture of Bush!

Good stuff!
posted by fenriq at 12:04 PM on October 22, 2004

what they said. great find!
posted by mr.marx at 12:44 PM on October 22, 2004

any motive in using that phone number? it's so big!
posted by mrgrimm at 2:36 PM on October 22, 2004