August 15, 2007
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Michael Vick's legal troubles continue. Vick has just been sued for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars" by "Jonathan Lee Riches©," an inmate at a South Carolina prison who claims Vick stole two of his dogs to sell on eBay and buy missiles from Iran. Vick, who is also linked in the lawsuit to Al-Qaeda, also allegedly stole Mr. Riches©' identity to open an account at PetSmart and sell mugs bearing his name, and then subjected Mr. Riches© to "microwave testing." The three-page, entirely handwritten legal complaint can be found here.
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$63 billion billion? I think Mr. Riches is overshooting a bit, eh? I can maybe see a sympathetic jury going along with $63 thousand billion.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 2:29 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 2:29 PM on August 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
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