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August 16, 2007 3:13 PM Subscribe
Dick/Crack/Head - The Return of Alexyss K. Tylor.
And yeah, it's a single link YouTube post that definitely isn't safe for work. Previously.
It's designed for waste to come out of if.
posted by AwkwardPause at 3:24 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by AwkwardPause at 3:24 PM on August 16, 2007
On second viewing: "Everybody's takin' dick up their ass...except me."
posted by awesomebrad at 3:32 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by awesomebrad at 3:32 PM on August 16, 2007
My favorite Alexyss quote: "they sucking dick up till they hiccup...for a fee!"
posted by ColdChef at 3:41 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by ColdChef at 3:41 PM on August 16, 2007
OMFG, laughing so hard I hate to redo this simple sentance four GAWDAMN TIMES and still have no point..
posted by Elim at 3:52 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Elim at 3:52 PM on August 16, 2007
As per usual with Alexyss, this is mind-boggling. Thanks!
BTW: what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.
posted by porn in the woods at 3:54 PM on August 16, 2007
BTW: what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.
posted by porn in the woods at 3:54 PM on August 16, 2007
Yes, rbs, she did say something about yard long dick.
posted by awesomebrad at 4:08 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by awesomebrad at 4:08 PM on August 16, 2007
"An they wearing them Pampers cos they asshole done fell out."
Can Metafilter just please devote itself only to Alexyss clips?
Next clip:
Because he's in love with your vagina does not mean he's in love with you...
Dick will make you slap somebody...
It's a very deep, sexual, spiritual, heat-seeking missile, it's just like a rocket, see, and inside of every rocket there's information encoded in it...
etc
posted by imperium at 4:08 PM on August 16, 2007
Can Metafilter just please devote itself only to Alexyss clips?
Next clip:
Because he's in love with your vagina does not mean he's in love with you...
Dick will make you slap somebody...
It's a very deep, sexual, spiritual, heat-seeking missile, it's just like a rocket, see, and inside of every rocket there's information encoded in it...
etc
posted by imperium at 4:08 PM on August 16, 2007
i don't get it, is this funny in the way health class was in junior high? so she says cock, sucking balls, ass fucking or whatever. big fucking deal.
posted by andywolf at 4:25 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by andywolf at 4:25 PM on August 16, 2007
Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this?
posted by desjardins at 4:27 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by desjardins at 4:27 PM on August 16, 2007
I think it's the combination of her earnestness + ignorance/naivete of the topic at hand + crass delivery + warped mysticism that really bring the tears for me.
posted by basicchannel at 4:38 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by basicchannel at 4:38 PM on August 16, 2007
I'm alarmed.
posted by These Penises Are Alarmed at 4:38 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by These Penises Are Alarmed at 4:38 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
I love this woman. My only criticism is that there's no C-camera coverage of her mother. Some of her reactions are hilarious, and with some close-ups and good editing would be even funnier.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:05 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:05 PM on August 16, 2007
Suicidal urges have been curbed. Thanks.
posted by Curry at 5:30 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Curry at 5:30 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Why is it that every time I try to sell some dick / crack, it doesn't work out nearly as well for me?
posted by psmealey at 5:58 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by psmealey at 5:58 PM on August 16, 2007
what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.
I think it's one of those jackrabbit things.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:59 PM on August 16, 2007
I think it's one of those jackrabbit things.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:59 PM on August 16, 2007
Metafilter: Flagging them down man, they out on the stroll flagging dicks down.
posted by mmcg at 6:06 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by mmcg at 6:06 PM on August 16, 2007
She commented!
alexyssktylor (26 minutes ago)
I'm not a racist I'm just being real!
posted by mdonley at 6:39 PM on August 16, 2007
alexyssktylor (26 minutes ago)
I'm not a racist I'm just being real!
posted by mdonley at 6:39 PM on August 16, 2007
Metafilter: Sucking dick up till they hiccup... for a fee!
Sorry.
posted by motty at 6:39 PM on August 16, 2007
Sorry.
posted by motty at 6:39 PM on August 16, 2007
She is kind of hot.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 7:11 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 7:11 PM on August 16, 2007
I think it's one of those jackrabbit things.
Jackrabbit?!? When I was young, a jackrabbit would jump from here to there. We are truly living in the 21st century.
posted by porn in the woods at 7:16 PM on August 16, 2007
Jackrabbit?!? When I was young, a jackrabbit would jump from here to there. We are truly living in the 21st century.
posted by porn in the woods at 7:16 PM on August 16, 2007
She commented!
Great. Can somebody summon Paris Hilton now? I'd like to draw up a deckchair, put on some popcorn & listen in to their discussion.
posted by UbuRoivas at 7:17 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Great. Can somebody summon Paris Hilton now? I'd like to draw up a deckchair, put on some popcorn & listen in to their discussion.
posted by UbuRoivas at 7:17 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
desjardins, no, it is a normal and healthy reaction. I want to know who would not be turned on by this.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:12 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Meatbomb at 8:12 PM on August 16, 2007
BTW: what on earth does Alexyss' mom have on her lap in these videos? Initially thought it was a laptop but repeated views have convinced me otherwise.
At first viewing, I thought it was a cinder block. I still don't know what it is. Is it a cinder block?
Also, having never seen this before, WTF? Also: that's her mom? WTF?
posted by trip and a half at 8:15 PM on August 16, 2007
At first viewing, I thought it was a cinder block. I still don't know what it is. Is it a cinder block?
Also, having never seen this before, WTF? Also: that's her mom? WTF?
posted by trip and a half at 8:15 PM on August 16, 2007
I thought it was a binder or folder of some sort. Perhaps a clipboard.
I'm too lazy to dig up the link, but the presence of her mother has been discussed here before. Or linked to.
posted by desjardins at 8:59 PM on August 16, 2007
I'm too lazy to dig up the link, but the presence of her mother has been discussed here before. Or linked to.
posted by desjardins at 8:59 PM on August 16, 2007
Ok, your done...where's my sammich!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 11:23 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by The Light Fantastic at 11:23 PM on August 16, 2007
I also love her mom's reactions...is she down with all this, or is she thinking 'My god, did she just say that?!'.
posted by pepcorn at 6:35 AM on August 17, 2007
posted by pepcorn at 6:35 AM on August 17, 2007
i wish the mother had a microphone too.
I also don't want to have no damn bowel problems, intestine problems, or sit-down problems.
posted by dubold at 6:41 AM on August 17, 2007
I also don't want to have no damn bowel problems, intestine problems, or sit-down problems.
posted by dubold at 6:41 AM on August 17, 2007
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