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November 11, 2007 9:08 PM

You'll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps!
posted by Blazecock Pileon (35 comments total)

I like the hash string for that video. It tantalizes, almost as if it is supposed to mean something.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 9:15 PM on November 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

It reminds me of Funtown Auto. Except not as good.
posted by turing_test at 9:19 PM on November 11, 2007

i laughed.
posted by facetious at 9:22 PM on November 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

out loud.
posted by facetious at 9:24 PM on November 11, 2007

Facetious
posted by stbalbach at 9:26 PM on November 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

That's part II, this one was the first.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 9:34 PM on November 11, 2007

Personally, I long to feel like a rocket launcher made of testicles, or perhaps a Dodge Challenger made of sweet frosty cocaine, but I've always been a dreamer.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:48 PM on November 11, 2007 [2 favorites]

i didn't think that was going to be very funny... i was wrong.
posted by pokermonk at 9:51 PM on November 11, 2007

My sports beverage makes my nipples ejaculate encapsulated anti-matter, which is subsequently tractor beamed into my brain to fuel my burgeoning godhood. Unfortunately the side effects include time flowing in reverse to a point before I drank it.
posted by BrotherCaine at 9:55 PM on November 11, 2007 [3 favorites]

If God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

Yah. That's good.
posted by Alex404 at 10:06 PM on November 11, 2007 [2 favorites]

That was funny, thanks.
posted by 517 at 10:13 PM on November 11, 2007

I've seen a few of those CollegeHumor original videos, and they're actually pretty good. This one is hilarious!
posted by scose at 10:28 PM on November 11, 2007

MetaFilter: POWERTHIRST drinkers quenched by PREPOSTERONE!
posted by cenoxo at 10:39 PM on November 11, 2007

Ooh, thanks Mary. I hadn't seen the first one.
posted by JDHarper at 10:48 PM on November 11, 2007

I'd kinda like to see a fight between a fighter jet made of biceps and a Pegasus made of butterflies.
posted by Reggie Digest at 10:49 PM on November 11, 2007

Man, I hate the way College Humor is making me kinda sorta like some of the stuff they sometimes do.
posted by Rangeboy at 10:50 PM on November 11, 2007 [8 favorites]

Funny! Thanks Blazecock!
posted by Turtles all the way down at 10:57 PM on November 11, 2007

If God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

Loving this. The rest, not so much.
posted by dhartung at 11:01 PM on November 11, 2007 [1 favorite]

i didn't think that was going to be very funny... i was wrong.

Ditto. I should have trusted you right from the beginning, Blazecock.

It kinda reminded me of this, which I know has shown up on MeFi before, but this seems like an appropriate thread for a re-link: FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:17 PM on November 11, 2007 [2 favorites]

The Funtown Auto reminded me of this

I think it's the moustache.
posted by symbioid at 11:21 PM on November 11, 2007

It reminded me of this. It's the same bit as the video turing_test posted (which I hadn't seen), but a little more focused.
posted by obvious at 11:25 PM on November 11, 2007

I watched the video. I think I'm pregnant with a driger* now. I can feel it doing kung-fu on my estrogens.

*driger= dragon+tiger
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:09 AM on November 12, 2007

A bit budget...but college humor has had other hits.
posted by mxmiller at 12:27 AM on November 12, 2007

"Dodge Challenger made of sweet frosty cocaine"

Mmmmm. High School...
posted by From Bklyn at 12:49 AM on November 12, 2007

Loving this. The rest, not so much.

GODBERRY! King of the Juice!
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:32 AM on November 12, 2007

It's like crystal meth in a can! It's crystal meth in a can! Powerthirst is crystal meth!

Made me laugh.
posted by slimepuppy at 4:38 AM on November 12, 2007 [2 favorites]

My wife and I have been cracking up over this for weeks. It hasn't stopped being funny.

Also from the same comedy troupe: All About Halifax.
posted by sigma7 at 5:10 AM on November 12, 2007 [3 favorites]

I don't know what made me click that link but I'm sure glad I did. Thanks
posted by donfactor at 6:11 AM on November 12, 2007

WHAT


AAAAUUGGH
posted by tehloki at 6:30 AM on November 12, 2007

sigma7, that was the best thing that ever happened to my brain.
posted by tylermoody at 6:47 AM on November 12, 2007

I laughed way too hard. Thank you.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:26 AM on November 12, 2007

Made me laugh. Continuously.
posted by adamrice at 10:27 AM on November 12, 2007

I don't know what made me click that link but I'm sure glad I did. Thanks

Ditto. Thanks for the lulz.
posted by tarheelcoxn at 1:57 PM on November 12, 2007

Made me laugh. Continuously.

What he said. It was very Strong Bad-esque, I thought.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 3:44 PM on November 12, 2007

The original link was removed: you can see the video here.
posted by Malor at 10:24 PM on December 5, 2007