Klassic Kazoo
June 8, 2008 7:07 PM Subscribe
So do you want to see some amazing talent?
Kazoo played with the vagina. That is all, Enjoy!
Kazoo played with the vagina. That is all, Enjoy!
Sorry!! Forgot that!! I would say yes, kazoo playing is loud but nothing too obscene.
posted by pearlybob at 7:12 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by pearlybob at 7:12 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Is kazoo ever SFW?
posted by Caduceus at 7:12 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Caduceus at 7:12 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Just go ahead and reset the clock for about a month, jess. There's really no need to make us actually type out all the jokes.
posted by yhbc at 7:15 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by yhbc at 7:15 PM on June 8, 2008
As comedic talent, it's pretty weak. As kazoo-playing talent, it's... fake.
posted by Huck500 at 7:19 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Huck500 at 7:19 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Call me when she plays Flight of the Bumblebee.
posted by MegoSteve at 7:23 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by MegoSteve at 7:23 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'm not 100% convinced it was the vagina.
posted by jbickers at 7:28 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by jbickers at 7:28 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
I think I saw something similar on TV a couple months ago. I was playing TF2, and during a map change I diverted my attention to the television, which my roommate was watching. What I saw was Sara Silverman apparently singing a trio with her ass and vagina.
The headphones promptly returned to my ears and I watched the loading bar progress with keen interest.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:30 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
The headphones promptly returned to my ears and I watched the loading bar progress with keen interest.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:30 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
A kazoo doesn't make noise on its own. You gotta hum through it. Unless she's got a larynx in her vagina, this isn't real.
posted by Faze at 7:33 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by Faze at 7:33 PM on June 8, 2008
OH DARN IT FAZE YOU RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.
Unless...
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:35 PM on June 8, 2008
Unless...
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:35 PM on June 8, 2008
Well, obviously it isn't real. The harmony cracked me up! Good for a cheap laugh.
posted by pearlybob at 7:38 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by pearlybob at 7:38 PM on June 8, 2008
I don't get it.
posted by dirigibleman at 8:02 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by dirigibleman at 8:02 PM on June 8, 2008
Oh my god yes, the harmony.. I ACTUALLY LOL'ED. OUT LOUD.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 8:05 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 8:05 PM on June 8, 2008
I'm not 100% convinced it was the vagina.
Dude, it's always the vagina.
posted by rokusan at 8:16 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Dude, it's always the vagina.
posted by rokusan at 8:16 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
I sure hope she labels the kazoos.
posted by unSane at 8:21 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by unSane at 8:21 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'm not a doctor, but unless there is an extra pair of lungs near the uterus, I would urge this post to fart its way to Fark.
posted by kozad at 8:29 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by kozad at 8:29 PM on June 8, 2008
I'm not 100% convinced it was funny.
posted by P.o.B. at 8:32 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by P.o.B. at 8:32 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
"I'd like to see her try that on the didgeridoo."
Ah, me Aussie mates .. how about "she try it on" ping-pong balls?
posted by ericb at 8:58 PM on June 8, 2008
Ah, me Aussie mates .. how about "she try it on" ping-pong balls?
posted by ericb at 8:58 PM on June 8, 2008
Hurray, because woman are valued for their orifuses!!
orifi? penis, penii? dammit... LANGUAGEHAT???
posted by LordSludge at 9:28 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
orifi? penis, penii? dammit... LANGUAGEHAT???
posted by LordSludge at 9:28 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
wait, women are valued for their languagehat? what kind of crazy euphemism is that?
posted by lekvar at 9:32 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by lekvar at 9:32 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Sorry.. but isn't the point of the humour that it is impossible to do that with a kazoo? And that she is quite subtly mocking people who think it can?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 9:33 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 9:33 PM on June 8, 2008
1 orifice. 2 orifices.
1 penis. 2 penes.
Language. No hat.
posted by Herodios at 9:34 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
1 penis. 2 penes.
Language. No hat.
posted by Herodios at 9:34 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
In 1993 or so we were performing in the Netherlands when we were approached by a woman who wanted to "audition" to be in our troupe. Jim Rose told her as politely as he could that we already had all the performers we needed. But this woman was insistent, so we relented and allowed her to at least perform her act. She stripped down and got on her back on the stage. She put a candle in her vagina and lit it. Then she put some sort of flammable liquid into her mouth and blew a big fireball out between her legs. Call me jaded, but I didn't think too much of the stunt, and kind of forgot about it until now.
There is no sharp boundary between sideshow stunts and magic acts. I've seen Penn and Teller perform sideshow stunts, and we used to "gaff", or employ illusion, on a sideshow stunt or two. If this gal could REALLY play kazoo this way, it would be an AWESOME sideshow stunt. But it's really just a simple, ribald, magic trick.
posted by Tube at 9:55 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
There is no sharp boundary between sideshow stunts and magic acts. I've seen Penn and Teller perform sideshow stunts, and we used to "gaff", or employ illusion, on a sideshow stunt or two. If this gal could REALLY play kazoo this way, it would be an AWESOME sideshow stunt. But it's really just a simple, ribald, magic trick.
posted by Tube at 9:55 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Sorry.. but isn't the point of the humour that it is impossible to do that with a kazoo? And that she is quite subtly mocking people who think it can?
I can't quite articulate or maybe even figure out why, but I somehow feel like while it would have been hilarious to watch her pretend to play a kazoo with the reproductive organs live, it's not that funny to watch on the internet.
Actually, as perhaps a bit of the reasoning yet not the entire thing, I feel like it would have been better in person, even knowing it was a fake, in part because there would be much less concern while watching that it was faked as part of some viral advertising toolbag's master plan.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:35 PM on June 8, 2008
I can't quite articulate or maybe even figure out why, but I somehow feel like while it would have been hilarious to watch her pretend to play a kazoo with the reproductive organs live, it's not that funny to watch on the internet.
Actually, as perhaps a bit of the reasoning yet not the entire thing, I feel like it would have been better in person, even knowing it was a fake, in part because there would be much less concern while watching that it was faked as part of some viral advertising toolbag's master plan.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:35 PM on June 8, 2008
More music down under... pianostripper (nsfw) (obliquely via mjjj)
posted by Dave Faris at 10:39 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by Dave Faris at 10:39 PM on June 8, 2008
I agree it might have been funnier live, but I don't think it was that funny either way.
posted by delmoi at 10:40 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by delmoi at 10:40 PM on June 8, 2008
If the US were a muslim nation, would the choice of that tune induce us to declare a jihad?
posted by Dave Faris at 10:52 PM on June 8, 2008
posted by Dave Faris at 10:52 PM on June 8, 2008
This isn't funny either, but I thought I should redress the imbalance.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:39 AM on June 9, 2008
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:39 AM on June 9, 2008
I never do this, and my apologies. But:
Metafilter: Watered down Tijuana tomfoolery.
posted by Stunt at 5:06 AM on June 9, 2008
Metafilter: Watered down Tijuana tomfoolery.
posted by Stunt at 5:06 AM on June 9, 2008
in part because there would be much less concern while watching that it was faked as part of some viral advertising toolbag's master plan<>
Uh, it's from the Just For Laughs/Juste Pour Rire festival in Montreal, the world's largest comedy festival.
But hey. Who's counting?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 5:26 AM on June 9, 2008
Uh, it's from the Just For Laughs/Juste Pour Rire festival in Montreal, the world's largest comedy festival.
But hey. Who's counting?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 5:26 AM on June 9, 2008
Metafilter: Not 100% convinced it was the vagina.
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:18 PM on June 9, 2008
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:18 PM on June 9, 2008
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