Your weiner, your vageener, and your ovary

July 12, 2008 3:06 PM

Jamie Lynn's Reproduction Rap A slightly educational, slightly ridiculous look at where babies come from.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero (34 comments total)

:O
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) at 3:31 PM on July 12, 2008

Why, man. Why. Why did I watch.
posted by cashman at 3:31 PM on July 12, 2008

THIS IS A SLIGHTLY WORDED COMMENT.
posted by Saddo at 3:50 PM on July 12, 2008

Good use of the "babby" tag.
posted by Sticherbeast at 4:04 PM on July 12, 2008

i always wondered how babby is formed.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:07 PM on July 12, 2008

If you see a mamaciter and you really wanna meet 'er/tell the senoriter that she has a sweet ureter

d- does this work?
posted by aparrish at 4:24 PM on July 12, 2008

If this is best of the web I want my $5 back.
posted by cjorgensen at 4:33 PM on July 12, 2008

unfortunately, your $5 is in a safe deposit box in Lagos National Bank. however, through a contact of mine, I can arrange to have it transferred to you. all i will need are the details of your bank account and i will speedily address your reimbursement.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:43 PM on July 12, 2008 [2 favorites]

If you see a mamaciter and you really wanna meet 'er/tell the senoriter that she has a sweet ureter

I loved it, and this was my favorite line.

Frighteningly, this song contained far more sex-ed information than was ever taught in any school I attended.
posted by Forktine at 4:47 PM on July 12, 2008 [3 favorites]

ThePinkSuperhero tries to keep her lower nature out of MeFi (as others of us also try, not always successfully) but after the TMZ/Muppet and "not here to make friends" posts, she should be excused for this bit of Low Culture. But from now on, we really do have to keep anything related to anyone in the Spears family out of the Blue, for the good of humanity.
posted by wendell at 4:59 PM on July 12, 2008

wow. oh, how i wish i could unwatch that.

DIS. TUR. BING.
posted by djenigma at 4:59 PM on July 12, 2008

your weiner, your vageener
a mosquito, my libido
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:08 PM on July 12, 2008 [3 favorites]

.
posted by Justinian at 5:31 PM on July 12, 2008

Vageener
posted by chillmost at 5:34 PM on July 12, 2008

I like the way that sounds.
posted by chillmost at 5:35 PM on July 12, 2008

Yes, slightly ridiculous. Similarly, Bruce Vilanch is slightly chubby and just a skosh on the queeny side.
posted by CKmtl at 5:38 PM on July 12, 2008

Well, they appear to come from Jamie Lynn Spears.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 5:39 PM on July 12, 2008

White chicks with southern accents should never, ever rap.
posted by zardoz at 5:42 PM on July 12, 2008

Huh, I thought this was Jamie Lynn. That was Jamie Spears.
posted by Eideteker at 5:47 PM on July 12, 2008

amusingly, this was the link that appeared next to the video on youtube.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:53 PM on July 12, 2008

11/18/04 NEVAR FORGET
posted by Dreamghost at 6:04 PM on July 12, 2008

You guys are just too damn uptight or something. I thought it was great. My only question is: was that the actual Jamie Lynn Spears, or was that someone else? Cuz if it really was her I'm going to have to take back some of the "sheesh what a twit" comments I've made. Truly fantastic.
posted by sotonohito at 6:49 PM on July 12, 2008

My only question is: was that the actual Jamie Lynn Spears, or was that someone else?

Not the actual Jamie Lynn, although the actress playing her really looked like her, particularly at the beginning.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:55 PM on July 12, 2008 [1 favorite]

She's so YUMMY.
posted by progressor at 7:01 PM on July 12, 2008

I made it to the term "baby daddy", threw up, and turned it off...
posted by HuronBob at 7:07 PM on July 12, 2008

Why do people spend so much time and energy making things that are terrible? Won't they want to look back on their lives at some point and have a feeling that is not regret?
posted by damehex at 8:13 PM on July 12, 2008 [1 favorite]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
posted by rtboo at 8:24 PM on July 12, 2008

Why do people spend so much time and energy making things that are terrible? Won't they want to look back on their lives at some point and have a feeling that is not regret?

Sorry, the Doritos car thread is down the page a bit.
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:41 PM on July 12, 2008

It's on par with a large number of the novelty songs Dr. Demento used to play, and that seems to be the scale folks can most easily weigh it on.

I'd give it a 4 on the novelty song scale - without the video, it's still moderately amusing, although I'd be hard-pressed to listen to it twice in short order.

Definitely no "They're Coming to Take Me Away (Haha)", that's for sure.

Worth a giggle or two, I think. Titillating more than hilarious.
posted by batmonkey at 8:54 PM on July 12, 2008

This was about as hilarious as I think the pregnancy of Jamie Lynn Spears was important.
posted by dhartung at 10:18 PM on July 12, 2008

They were riding sperm. I saw it with my own eyes!
posted by dobbs at 11:00 PM on July 12, 2008

what makes me laugh like a big stupid frenchman more: the song or this thread?

OHH HO HO HO HO HO!
posted by phylum sinter at 5:04 AM on July 13, 2008

I'm bouncing up and down like Eddie Murphy in an old lady fat-suit clapping my hands and saying, "Jamie Lynn! Jamie Lynn! Jamie Lynn!"
posted by From Bklyn at 7:01 PM on July 13, 2008

I've stopped now. Man that fat suit is really heavy.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:11 AM on July 15, 2008