Sweetness and Shadows
September 26, 2008 10:59 PM Subscribe
When the stars come right again, and great Cthulhu resume His rule of earth, and mankind becomes as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy, and the Old Ones teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth flames with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom, then my freind these fuckers will be first against the wall. The Hello Cthulhu people as well.
posted by Artw at 11:12 PM on September 26, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Artw at 11:12 PM on September 26, 2008 [3 favorites]
Blair Reynolds, naked but for the blood of his victims, shall heap the Cthulhu plush dolls onto a huge pyre.
posted by Artw at 11:22 PM on September 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Artw at 11:22 PM on September 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Wow, the My Little Alien and the My Little Leia were awesome. I had like 25 ponies, WHY DID I SELL THEM AT A GARAGE SALE????
Oh yeah, drugs. Damn!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:25 PM on September 26, 2008
Oh yeah, drugs. Damn!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:25 PM on September 26, 2008
By the by, My Little Pony could really use some Lovecraftian baddies. Their greatest horror was a large amount of purple glop called Smooze. Too... purple to be very frightening.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:29 PM on September 26, 2008
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:29 PM on September 26, 2008
My Little Starbuck
Wow, I'd forgotten about Blair Reynolds' little meltdown. Must have failed his SAN role.
posted by Tenuki at 11:43 PM on September 26, 2008
Wow, I'd forgotten about Blair Reynolds' little meltdown. Must have failed his SAN role.
posted by Tenuki at 11:43 PM on September 26, 2008
That my little Edward Scissorhands was strikingly similar to the real thing. These are pretty awesome. Thanks for sharing!
posted by Kimothy at 12:46 AM on September 27, 2008
posted by Kimothy at 12:46 AM on September 27, 2008
Have we reached the point where pop culture mash-ups of Cthulhu aren't funny any more?
It's not that I don't like them, but I get the feeling that they will eventually incur the wrath of the big 'C' down in R'lyeh.
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posted by JHarris at 3:10 AM on September 27, 2008
It's not that I don't like them, but I get the feeling that they will eventually incur the wrath of the big 'C' down in R'lyeh.
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posted by JHarris at 3:10 AM on September 27, 2008
Oh man, I love me some My Little Pony. These are awesome.
My Little Edward Scissorhands would have scored big points with me as a kid, but I was kind of a weird kid. My Little Joker and My Little Pan are other favorites.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:54 AM on September 27, 2008 [1 favorite]
My Little Edward Scissorhands would have scored big points with me as a kid, but I was kind of a weird kid. My Little Joker and My Little Pan are other favorites.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:54 AM on September 27, 2008 [1 favorite]
My Little Pan is WOW! Thanks for this!
posted by Jenny is Crafty at 7:21 AM on September 27, 2008
posted by Jenny is Crafty at 7:21 AM on September 27, 2008
These are incredible! Love the mods. The kids and I experimented with these a while back and made some very amateurish Sculpty mods at our place out of lego minidudes. Lama Soo, I remember, and some others.
But these are so cool! My little Alien rocks!
posted by misha at 7:30 AM on September 27, 2008
But these are so cool! My little Alien rocks!
posted by misha at 7:30 AM on September 27, 2008
These are excellent, Kronos_to_Earth, thanks.
Here is another fun transformation: My Little Pony Alien with some pics of the work as it progresses. The original site is offline but this was created by someone named Amy.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:44 AM on September 27, 2008 [1 favorite]
Here is another fun transformation: My Little Pony Alien with some pics of the work as it progresses. The original site is offline but this was created by someone named Amy.
posted by madamjujujive at 7:44 AM on September 27, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Alien one is just fantastic.
Also, I sometimes think I'm the only person on the web who has no idea who or what a Cthulu is, despite seeing stuff like this about five times a year. Still can't be arsed looking it up either, really.
posted by jack_mo at 8:30 AM on September 27, 2008
Also, I sometimes think I'm the only person on the web who has no idea who or what a Cthulu is, despite seeing stuff like this about five times a year. Still can't be arsed looking it up either, really.
posted by jack_mo at 8:30 AM on September 27, 2008
Don't worry, jack_mo. You'll have plenty of time to find out when the stars come right.
posted by Caduceus at 10:29 AM on September 27, 2008
posted by Caduceus at 10:29 AM on September 27, 2008
Also, I sometimes think I'm the only person on the web who has no idea who or what a Cthulu is...
Count yourself lucky, and never try to comprehend Great Cthulhu, unless you enjoy screaming madly as your sanity is lost forever.
posted by ghost of a past number at 10:40 AM on September 27, 2008
Count yourself lucky, and never try to comprehend Great Cthulhu, unless you enjoy screaming madly as your sanity is lost forever.
posted by ghost of a past number at 10:40 AM on September 27, 2008
My Little Pan is really beautiful. I would totally buy that one.
posted by supermedusa at 12:12 PM on September 27, 2008
posted by supermedusa at 12:12 PM on September 27, 2008
Y'know, the whole Lovecraftian Elder Gods thing on the web is fast approaching Pirate/Zombie/Ninja levels of played out lameness, if it's not already there. Goddamnit, the dread lord of non-Euclidean eldritch horrors is not supposed to be cute! That said, the ponies are really neat.
posted by DecemberBoy at 1:19 PM on September 27, 2008
posted by DecemberBoy at 1:19 PM on September 27, 2008
My Little Cthulhu rides you
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:05 PM on September 27, 2008
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:05 PM on September 27, 2008
Those goddamn tentacles better be bendy and poseable or I'm totally going to go wake up the Old One and tell him how much you suck.
posted by loquacious at 3:14 PM on September 27, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by loquacious at 3:14 PM on September 27, 2008 [2 favorites]
At an asking price of 200 euros, those goddam tentacles had better be reaching out and giving me a hand-job.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:18 AM on September 28, 2008
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:18 AM on September 28, 2008
Rule 34?
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 2:18 PM on September 28, 2008
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 2:18 PM on September 28, 2008
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