bad cat
January 1, 2009 6:29 PM Subscribe
Good kitty. . . Good kitty. . . OWWWWW!
This post was deleted for the following reason: There are post-worthy SLTY cat antic videos and then there's this. -- cortex
well, that's about the dumbest thing i have ever seen.
posted by spish at 6:38 PM on January 1, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by spish at 6:38 PM on January 1, 2009 [3 favorites]
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Really? Lets hope your new year includes fewer cats and a lot more getting out of the house.
posted by pkingdesign at 6:42 PM on January 1, 2009 [2 favorites]
Really? Lets hope your new year includes fewer cats and a lot more getting out of the house.
posted by pkingdesign at 6:42 PM on January 1, 2009 [2 favorites]
This was the dumbest funniest thing I've seen, today. It made me laugh way more than it should have.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:42 PM on January 1, 2009
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:42 PM on January 1, 2009
For Christ sake. LEAVE THAT POOR GOD DAMNED CAT ALONE!
posted by tkchrist at 6:43 PM on January 1, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by tkchrist at 6:43 PM on January 1, 2009 [4 favorites]
I was hoping the whole time that the cat was going to go face hugger on him, or maybe go for the testes.
posted by a robot made out of meat at 6:44 PM on January 1, 2009
posted by a robot made out of meat at 6:44 PM on January 1, 2009
I think that's pretty regular in my experience. I have two cats, one like to bite and scratch the shit out of me when I'm playing with him. I don't really mind it since that what he does with his brother. Of course, the other one likes to start licking my hand and then start chewing on my fingers. That shit hurts.
Cats are assholes.
posted by dead cousin ted at 6:45 PM on January 1, 2009
Cats are assholes.
posted by dead cousin ted at 6:45 PM on January 1, 2009
It's people like you that are turning Metafilter into the Us Weekly of the web.
posted by xmutex at 6:45 PM on January 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by xmutex at 6:45 PM on January 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
I'd be angry too if I was dependent on a complete tool for my sustenance and shelter.
Cats in such situations, please do your part to control the idiot population and spay or neuter your owners.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:48 PM on January 1, 2009
Cats in such situations, please do your part to control the idiot population and spay or neuter your owners.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:48 PM on January 1, 2009
Yeah, this post was worthless without the blood.
My cat would eat that cat alive.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:48 PM on January 1, 2009
My cat would eat that cat alive.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:48 PM on January 1, 2009
Well, there went my resolution.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:49 PM on January 1, 2009
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:49 PM on January 1, 2009
Yes, bad post. And you never pet a cat on its head from the front, over its face. This is considered an attack and the cat will give you a friendly bite to tell you to stop doing it.
posted by eye of newt at 6:50 PM on January 1, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by eye of newt at 6:50 PM on January 1, 2009 [2 favorites]
big fucking deal
It would be better if it was a taipan
posted by mattoxic at 6:50 PM on January 1, 2009
It would be better if it was a taipan
posted by mattoxic at 6:50 PM on January 1, 2009
Probably one of the best cat biting side of hand clips I have seen followed by a fantastic foot gnawing epilogue.
*sidebar request*
posted by fire&wings at 6:50 PM on January 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
*sidebar request*
posted by fire&wings at 6:50 PM on January 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
That idiot has no idea what damage a REALLY bad cat can do... that ain't shit!
posted by HuronBob at 6:53 PM on January 1, 2009
posted by HuronBob at 6:53 PM on January 1, 2009
Human Being fails the Turing test.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 6:57 PM on January 1, 2009
posted by Salvor Hardin at 6:57 PM on January 1, 2009
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