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May 22, 2009 8:13 AM Subscribe
Call me when he's on Twitter.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:18 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:18 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
Don't call me.
*insert joke about the Pope "poking" me*
posted by Lemurrhea at 8:20 AM on May 22, 2009 [3 favorites]
*insert joke about the Pope "poking" me*
posted by Lemurrhea at 8:20 AM on May 22, 2009 [3 favorites]
Between this and the report from Ireland, does this mean we can now officially state that Facebook is hunting grounds for child predators?
posted by yeloson at 8:21 AM on May 22, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by yeloson at 8:21 AM on May 22, 2009 [2 favorites]
Call me when Satan is on Facebook.
posted by orange swan at 8:23 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by orange swan at 8:23 AM on May 22, 2009
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There are still a few kinks Facebook and the makers of Pope2You are trying to iron out. We appreciate your patience as we try to fix these issues. Your problem has been logged - if it persists, please come back in a few days. Thanks!
Oh thanks, Facebook and Pope2You! Now what part of the web2.0sphere will satiate my thirst for antiquated, toxic dogma and willful ignorance? Twitter?
Pope2You: i totally just ate the best body of christ and drank his blood, too. lil tipsy lol. soooooooo good! who wants to lie about the effectiveness of condoms with me tonite?!
posted by defenestration at 8:23 AM on May 22, 2009 [6 favorites]
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There are still a few kinks Facebook and the makers of Pope2You are trying to iron out. We appreciate your patience as we try to fix these issues. Your problem has been logged - if it persists, please come back in a few days. Thanks!
Oh thanks, Facebook and Pope2You! Now what part of the web2.0sphere will satiate my thirst for antiquated, toxic dogma and willful ignorance? Twitter?
Pope2You: i totally just ate the best body of christ and drank his blood, too. lil tipsy lol. soooooooo good! who wants to lie about the effectiveness of condoms with me tonite?!
posted by defenestration at 8:23 AM on May 22, 2009 [6 favorites]
I unfriended the Pope and all his pals back in catholic school, round about 7th grade.
posted by R. Mutt at 8:25 AM on May 22, 2009 [7 favorites]
posted by R. Mutt at 8:25 AM on May 22, 2009 [7 favorites]
Does this officially make me the last Facebook holdout over the age of 12?
posted by notashroom at 8:25 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by notashroom at 8:25 AM on May 22, 2009
Friend the Pope? Nah. I will however friend the Space Pope if he ever gets around to joining Facebook.
posted by Science! at 8:26 AM on May 22, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by Science! at 8:26 AM on May 22, 2009 [2 favorites]
Looks more like Joe Pesci in a wig.
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 8:29 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 8:29 AM on May 22, 2009
When the Pope becomes a Twitter Shitter, will they update the saying?
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:32 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:32 AM on May 22, 2009
Networks: Catholics (Global), Hitler Youth Alum '43
Relationship Status: It's Complicated
posted by brain_drain at 8:40 AM on May 22, 2009 [9 favorites]
Relationship Status: It's Complicated
posted by brain_drain at 8:40 AM on May 22, 2009 [9 favorites]
I love that even when he's trying to look all Maria von Trapp and beatific he's still actually frowning sternly, like he was back giving a meticulous theological beatdown to some underling at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.
posted by blucevalo at 8:41 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by blucevalo at 8:41 AM on May 22, 2009
Status: Enabling the spread of AIDS and unwanted children through a Stone Age mindset.
posted by DU at 8:49 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by DU at 8:49 AM on May 22, 2009
I accidentally Googled my Twitter all over the Popes Facebook.
posted by Sailormom at 8:49 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Sailormom at 8:49 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
Joseph Alois Ratzinger became a fan of Clandestine Buggery (become a fan).
posted by jarvitron at 9:43 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by jarvitron at 9:43 AM on May 22, 2009
That's too bad, I was really looking forward to the results of his "WHICH BEATLE ARE YOU?" quiz.
Well, Harrison's out (Hare Krishna, Krishna Hare) and so is Lennon ("bigger than Jesus") and Macca's a douche, so may I introduce to you, the act you've known for all these years:
Pope Ringo the First.
posted by joe lisboa at 9:44 AM on May 22, 2009 [3 favorites]
Well, Harrison's out (Hare Krishna, Krishna Hare) and so is Lennon ("bigger than Jesus") and Macca's a douche, so may I introduce to you, the act you've known for all these years:
Pope Ringo the First.
posted by joe lisboa at 9:44 AM on May 22, 2009 [3 favorites]
There was never a better time than this to change your Facebook language settings
posted by Jofus at 9:45 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Jofus at 9:45 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
Call me when Satan is on Facebook.
I signed up, but forgot my password. True story.
posted by Devils Rancher at 9:45 AM on May 22, 2009
I signed up, but forgot my password. True story.
posted by Devils Rancher at 9:45 AM on May 22, 2009
O lord, thou hast searched for me, and friended me.
Thou knowest my offlogging and mine onlogging, thou understandest my obscurest status messages.
Thou compassest my browsing and my offline work, and art acquainted with all my ways.
For there is not a message in my inbox, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.
Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot attain unto it.
Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?
If I play MafiaWars, thou art there: if I tend to mine Lil Green Patch, behold, thou art there.
If I list my favorite tomes, and detail my obscurest acquaintances;
Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.
If I say, Surely the I canst hide my onlogging; even the green status light shall be as gray.
Yea, that grayness hideth not from thee; but the gray shineth as the green: the offline and the online are both alike to thee.
For thou hast installed spyware: indeed, even a keylogger and rootkit.
I will praise thee; for I am frightened of thy malware: marvellous is thy code; I try to write otherwise but cannot.
posted by felix betachat at 9:52 AM on May 22, 2009 [9 favorites]
Thou knowest my offlogging and mine onlogging, thou understandest my obscurest status messages.
Thou compassest my browsing and my offline work, and art acquainted with all my ways.
For there is not a message in my inbox, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether.
Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me.
Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot attain unto it.
Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?
If I play MafiaWars, thou art there: if I tend to mine Lil Green Patch, behold, thou art there.
If I list my favorite tomes, and detail my obscurest acquaintances;
Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.
If I say, Surely the I canst hide my onlogging; even the green status light shall be as gray.
Yea, that grayness hideth not from thee; but the gray shineth as the green: the offline and the online are both alike to thee.
For thou hast installed spyware: indeed, even a keylogger and rootkit.
I will praise thee; for I am frightened of thy malware: marvellous is thy code; I try to write otherwise but cannot.
posted by felix betachat at 9:52 AM on May 22, 2009 [9 favorites]
It's a shame he's an app, I was looking forward to poking the Pope.
posted by dunkadunc at 10:01 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by dunkadunc at 10:01 AM on May 22, 2009
I thought they banned Nazis from Facebook.
posted by troybob at 10:31 AM on May 22, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by troybob at 10:31 AM on May 22, 2009 [2 favorites]
i was always told to be careful about buying a pig in a pope
posted by pyramid termite at 10:38 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by pyramid termite at 10:38 AM on May 22, 2009
"FutuĊ!! Wo ist Pete Best?!
posted by jsavimbi at 11:01 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by jsavimbi at 11:01 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
Just wait til he gets his hands on Mafia Wars. They won't be able to pry him away from the computer and he'll start bugging the cardinals to join him on his heists.
posted by Spatch at 11:22 AM on May 22, 2009
posted by Spatch at 11:22 AM on May 22, 2009
Joseph Alois Ratzinger became a fan of Clandestine Buggery
Damn, I feel snubbed.
posted by Clandestine Outlawry at 11:42 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
Damn, I feel snubbed.
posted by Clandestine Outlawry at 11:42 AM on May 22, 2009 [1 favorite]
I never allow an application to access my profile that does not allow me to spice up the web with tangy zingrs.
posted by Juliet Banana at 12:03 PM on May 22, 2009
posted by Juliet Banana at 12:03 PM on May 22, 2009
notashroom: "Does this officially make me the last Facebook holdout over the age of 12?"
Nope. There are only a few of us left in the Resistance but ours is a noble cause!
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:44 PM on May 22, 2009
Nope. There are only a few of us left in the Resistance but ours is a noble cause!
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:44 PM on May 22, 2009
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