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July 27, 2018 8:43 AM   Subscribe

A review of Wolf, the 1994 computer game, written for wolves.

The review is also available in English for those of us who didn't take Lupine in high school.

Wolf and its sequel Lion are both preserved on the Internet Archive. (They don't seem to work with the Archive's in-browser emulation system, so you may have to find your own way to play them.)
posted by Iridic (16 comments total) 9 users marked this as a favorite
 
Awooooo!

Awoo awooo, awooooo awooo* awoo.



*Awooo awoo awooooo: awoo!
posted by darkstar at 9:03 AM on July 27, 2018 [2 favorites]


I'm 90% certain I played this game at a museum when I was a kid.
posted by tobascodagama at 9:12 AM on July 27, 2018 [1 favorite]


I played the shit out of this game and its sequel, Lion.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 9:16 AM on July 27, 2018 [1 favorite]


The recent Shelter game feels very similar.

*Awooooooooooooooooooooo!
posted by Fizz at 9:16 AM on July 27, 2018 [3 favorites]


A.K.A. Howard Dean simulation
posted by Nanukthedog at 9:23 AM on July 27, 2018


A.K.A. Howard Dean simulation

Too soon!
posted by Edgewise at 9:27 AM on July 27, 2018 [4 favorites]


AWOOO!

AWOOO AWOO AWOOOOO AWOOO AWOO AWOO AWOOOO AWOOOOO. AWOO AWOO AWOO AWOO AWOO AWOOOOO. AWOOOO AWOO AWOOOOO AWOO AWOO AWOO.
Good job telling the wolves how to become unkillable super-wolves, asshole.
posted by ckape at 9:27 AM on July 27, 2018 [5 favorites]


Meow? Mrrrow miaow meow meow.
posted by sfenders at 9:36 AM on July 27, 2018 [4 favorites]


Looks good, but I'll wait for Wolf3D.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:19 AM on July 27, 2018 [3 favorites]


I played this and Lion a lot in my early teens and I don't think I ever managed to win a single scenario, I just starved every time. Very depressing. Now I am tempted to try once more...
posted by Skybly at 11:39 AM on July 27, 2018


Wolves make more than one noise, guys. It’s not like they’re Groot.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:16 PM on July 27, 2018 [2 favorites]


Metafilter: Awooo! Awooo awooo awooo!
posted by lumpenprole at 2:01 PM on July 27, 2018 [3 favorites]


Man, Fizz, that Shelter game looks simultaneously cool as hell and super depressing. Evidently, your lynx cubs can wander off and get lost, starve, or be taken by wolves. (Awooo.)

I’m sorely tempted to play it, but for the fear I’d be a blubbering mess when the little ones met an untimely end.

In the Farming Simulator thread, you linked to Banished, which looks beautiful and I may end up buying it. Fundamentally, it sounds like a very similar game to these, only where the animal trying to survive is human. Sadly, it’s possible for your family to starve in that game, too. :(
posted by darkstar at 3:32 PM on July 27, 2018


Wolves make more than one noise, guys. It’s not like they’re Groot.

Seriously. I'm the last person you'd expect to be having to issue these, but these comments have me tempted.
posted by radwolf76 at 6:18 PM on July 27, 2018 [2 favorites]


I'm the last person you'd expect to be having to issue these

Eponyppropriate
posted by halation at 8:28 PM on July 27, 2018 [1 favorite]


Banished is a great game. It’s not very troubling to me to lose the town to famine or disease. I couldn’t lose a simulated lynx cub though. I am not hardened enough for that.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 8:28 PM on July 28, 2018


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