Plus, my competition gets pretty distracted by my cock

June 9, 2011 6:49 AM

Dildo Sport: the first strap-on athletic accessory that helps you play hard and win big!. SLVimeo; 1.20, NSFW.

This and other comedy bits from Paulilu Productions.

posted by bwg (20 comments total)

I needed a good laugh today, thanks!
posted by kuppajava at 7:01 AM on June 9, 2011

Not quite the same thing, but I don't know if I would have the guts to make that last joke after the Evan Emory thing.
posted by BeerFilter at 7:02 AM on June 9, 2011

*leans forward*
posted by hermitosis at 7:03 AM on June 9, 2011 [10 favorites]

Pretty funny. I rather liked the swimmer's bits because a bright blue rubber penis bobbing up and down from the water would be crazy distracting and entertaining if actually utilized in professional swimming.
posted by Kitteh at 7:06 AM on June 9, 2011

This is nuts.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 7:19 AM on June 9, 2011

Work is always in the way of my Mefi reading!
posted by anya32 at 7:28 AM on June 9, 2011

I LOLed. And then I did... wonder... at.. the... end... if... a... line... had... been... crossed.
posted by running order squabble fest at 7:35 AM on June 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

This was funny as hell.

Kind of wondering why they bleeped the word "cock" though.
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 7:45 AM on June 9, 2011

I understand the concern over the final bit, but I don't have a problem with it, considering:

A) Kid has no idea what that thing is. Kid most likely has no idea what an erection is.

B) Kid is not placed in any sexual context whatsoever

C) Kid is not identified, nor necessarily identifiable.

D) Parents have (presumably) given consent

I mean, think about the things that child actors are asked to do in actual films...
posted by hermitosis at 7:49 AM on June 9, 2011

Kind of wondering why they bleeped the word "cock" though.

To make it dirty.
posted by device55 at 7:52 AM on June 9, 2011

Here is a cost saving tip. If you have a regular dildo sport and want one in another color just buy the dildo sport kid. It uses the same dildo as the regular dildo sport (not a scaled down dildo) only the harness is smaller. Of course the harness is the first thing to break but I think the savings are worth it.
posted by I Foody at 8:26 AM on June 9, 2011 [4 favorites]

oh my ... oh you
posted by liza at 8:34 AM on June 9, 2011

And then I did... wonder... at.. the... end... if... a... line... had... been... crossed.

Nonsense, the "Paulilu" logo is an example of parody as fair use.
posted by George_Spiggott at 9:12 AM on June 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

It makes reading MetaFilter more fun, too.
posted by rokusan at 9:41 AM on June 9, 2011

I have the model that works with the iPhone Trainer app.
posted by dobbs at 10:42 AM on June 9, 2011

Sports dildos are fine but I'm looking for the dildo that be used on the run, at home, at work or in the car!
posted by The Whelk at 11:13 AM on June 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

At first I was going to say "Jackass did it" but yeah, this one just took it a couple steps further and rather than being derivative, forged a new low ground.
posted by chimaera at 11:22 AM on June 9, 2011

I thought it was going to be some sort of gender bias commentary, as the first two product users are women.

"Play tennis like a man!" or something.

Nope. Just dildos for dildos' sake.
posted by TheRedArmy at 12:11 PM on June 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

Wait, Evan Emory got sentenced to Jail?
posted by fullerine at 1:41 PM on June 9, 2011

Yeah, sure. i'd love it if you put my kid in your movie. Just tell me what he has to do.

Wait...Wear a 2 foot what and wave a bat?
posted by jadayne at 2:54 PM on June 9, 2011