Yuletide carols being rapped by emcees...

December 24, 2011 2:56 PM

Christmas is tomorrow and some new Christmas songs have come out in the past week. You can go the nice route: What did you get for Christmas? Did you get everything on your wish list? Or go the naughty route: You're still a slave if you celebrate Christmas.
posted by cashman (12 comments total)

*schemes how to play that last track at family xmas*
posted by cmoj at 3:03 PM on December 24, 2011 [2 favorites]

Don't click the third link if the n word offends you.
posted by Daddy-O at 3:12 PM on December 24, 2011

Fairytale of New York is still the best Christmas song.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 3:20 PM on December 24, 2011 [2 favorites]

Hey, Ras Kass, long time no see. How've you been? Keeping busy? Hey, that's great.
posted by box at 3:28 PM on December 24, 2011 [1 favorite]

Well I didn't ever expect to hear a debunking/deconstruction/history of popular Christmas traditions in a rap track. If I had, I wouldn't have expected to hear "solstice" used in a rhyme, either. So this has already been an educational Christmas for me.
posted by Western Infidels at 3:37 PM on December 24, 2011 [1 favorite]

Xmas Swagger
posted by stifford at 4:02 PM on December 24, 2011

Stuffin' Her Stockin' (not hip-hop, but a new xmas related song I've been diggin')
posted by stifford at 4:09 PM on December 24, 2011

Careful what u click or SurveillanceSanta3.0.hls will find out if u b nahte or nyce!!
posted by Twang at 4:58 PM on December 24, 2011

I note that Ras Kass has managed to subject me to Zwarte Piet even though I'm not even in the Netherlands this year.
posted by 1adam12 at 9:28 PM on December 24, 2011

Man the first song is catchy!
posted by apathy0o0 at 9:32 PM on December 24, 2011

Really? Nobody has linked this?
posted by Ad hominem at 1:51 AM on December 25, 2011

This is kinda odd. One of the reasons I love WikiPedia, all the tidbits I never knew such as where Ras Kass gets his boxers.
posted by Ad hominem at 1:57 AM on December 25, 2011