Haiku Movie Reviews

October 6, 2001 12:49 PM

Haiku Movie Reviews that really work. [via The Ultimate Insult]
posted by feelinglistless (8 comments total)

worthy link
goes uncommented on
by all and sundry
posted by feelinglistless at 3:31 PM on October 6, 2001

I just submitted
a zoolander haiku and
I'll share it with you:

Ben Stiller - model?
interesting bone structure
Hansel is so hot!
posted by dogwelder at 4:13 PM on October 6, 2001

clever film reviews
would be entertaining if
they weren't so stuck-up
posted by Down10 at 6:07 PM on October 6, 2001

but writing haiku
is by nature a display
of pretentiousness
posted by dogwelder at 7:11 PM on October 6, 2001

Enjoyment of a
really good movie should not
sum'd up so tritely
posted by Dreama at 7:30 PM on October 6, 2001

the iron monkey
weak ripoff crouching tiger;
rather brass monkey
posted by moz at 8:03 PM on October 6, 2001

I enjoyed the link, feelinglistless, but I can't write haiku at all.
posted by realjanetkagan at 8:06 PM on October 6, 2001

moz:

Wo hu cang long (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) -- 2000

Siunin Wong Fei-hung tsi titmalau (Iron Monkey) -- 1993
posted by webmutant at 12:23 PM on October 7, 2001