In a world where gummy is the law, one bison said no....
May 30, 2012 12:50 PM Subscribe
The story of a wrestling bison in a world of crazed gummy bears was a story destined for a sequel. Burrito Bison Revenge has arrived.
I was putting off posting this until I finally finished the damn thing. Thankfully, now I don't have to.
posted by Curious Artificer at 1:05 PM on May 30, 2012
posted by Curious Artificer at 1:05 PM on May 30, 2012
Protip: This game is actually training materials for the upcoming all-out war against gummy bears in cop uniforms because FUCK THOSE GUYS
posted by shakespeherian at 1:15 PM on May 30, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 1:15 PM on May 30, 2012 [2 favorites]
I wish I understood why I spent time playing this game, because honestly I don't feel like there's much skill involved.
posted by jepler at 2:18 PM on May 30, 2012
posted by jepler at 2:18 PM on May 30, 2012
I wish I understood why I spent time playing this game, because honestly I don't feel like there's much skill involved.
Avoid missing bear for high score.
It's probably got just enough skill to keep us from getting bored, and just enough luck to keep us hitting RETRY.
posted by Several Unnamed Sources at 2:52 PM on May 30, 2012
Avoid missing bear for high score.
It's probably got just enough skill to keep us from getting bored, and just enough luck to keep us hitting RETRY.
posted by Several Unnamed Sources at 2:52 PM on May 30, 2012
Oh boy...
I lost something like a year of my life playing the first one.
See you guys later.
posted by broadway bill at 4:09 PM on May 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
I lost something like a year of my life playing the first one.
See you guys later.
posted by broadway bill at 4:09 PM on May 30, 2012 [1 favorite]
I find this game tremendously satisfying for some reason. Maybe, like Angry Birds, it has to do with predicting parabolas?
Or maybe I just like squashing gummies.
posted by beandip at 5:39 PM on May 30, 2012
Or maybe I just like squashing gummies.
posted by beandip at 5:39 PM on May 30, 2012
Ha.
My GF hates this game. She asked me what I was doing last night and I explained that was a playing a game to relax.
She asked me how it worked and I explained that I had to hit the space bar at the right millisecond so I could get my luchador bison to bounce off the wrestling ring ropes and smash the anthropomorphic cookie wrestler so I could fly over candyland to squish gummy bears and gain enough speed to smash through a vault so I could get my wallet back. Obviously some of these gummy bears ride in planes, rockets, propeller hats and jeeps which you can hijack for more speed. Eventually you might get so high that you turn into a Dragon Ball Z-esque kamehameha fire ball and smash scores of gummies in one bounce. Logically, the gummies carry ring pops and cash as currency which you can exchange for upgrades such as lube and flaming pants. So there is that addictive RPG element.
She asked if this was the reason I was spending less time with her and I grunted in the affirmative. Not sure how it's going to work out, but the game is fun.
posted by Telf at 7:57 PM on May 30, 2012 [5 favorites]
My GF hates this game. She asked me what I was doing last night and I explained that was a playing a game to relax.
She asked me how it worked and I explained that I had to hit the space bar at the right millisecond so I could get my luchador bison to bounce off the wrestling ring ropes and smash the anthropomorphic cookie wrestler so I could fly over candyland to squish gummy bears and gain enough speed to smash through a vault so I could get my wallet back. Obviously some of these gummy bears ride in planes, rockets, propeller hats and jeeps which you can hijack for more speed. Eventually you might get so high that you turn into a Dragon Ball Z-esque kamehameha fire ball and smash scores of gummies in one bounce. Logically, the gummies carry ring pops and cash as currency which you can exchange for upgrades such as lube and flaming pants. So there is that addictive RPG element.
She asked if this was the reason I was spending less time with her and I grunted in the affirmative. Not sure how it's going to work out, but the game is fun.
posted by Telf at 7:57 PM on May 30, 2012 [5 favorites]
there is something very hypnotizing about smashing gummy bears at high speed.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 6:21 AM on May 31, 2012
posted by fuzzypantalones at 6:21 AM on May 31, 2012
And bitch-slapping the little pricks in the cars never gets old.
posted by Curious Artificer at 6:40 AM on May 31, 2012
posted by Curious Artificer at 6:40 AM on May 31, 2012
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