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July 13, 2012 4:43 AM

Rhymez Meanz Beanz (via)
posted by unSane (9 comments total)

By Steve Martin. The wrong one.
posted by chavenet at 5:14 AM on July 13, 2012

What a day helps you work, rest and play?
Where do you get a smarter investor?
Which fizz does the bizz?
Beanz meanz what?

Wow, only one of those even sounds vaguely familiar and I think it's a false positive on "an apple".
posted by DU at 5:19 AM on July 13, 2012

Actually it's a false positive on Beenz.
posted by ardgedee at 5:23 AM on July 13, 2012

yeah, I only got two of the 4 above. Not really the home run he is going on about.
posted by Frasermoo at 6:51 AM on July 13, 2012

I think the quiz only works on British people.
posted by scose at 7:43 AM on July 13, 2012

They are UK slogans. I got three of them.

A Mars a Day Helps You Work Rest And Play
You get a smarter investor at Alliance & Leicester
Beanz Meanz Heinz
posted by unSane at 7:46 AM on July 13, 2012

A million housewives everyday, motherfuckers!
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:55 AM on July 13, 2012

Beanz Meanz Heinz

I thought the article was about rhyming.
posted by DU at 10:06 AM on July 13, 2012

I thought this was going to be an article on Tim Brooke-Taylor or The Goodies or both!
posted by droplet at 5:20 PM on July 13, 2012