PG-13 is for pussies.

August 2, 2012 3:14 PM

From the creators of Total Recall: The Musical, Rambo: The Musical, Schindler's List: The Musical, and Silence!: The Musical, featuring a star-studded ensemble cast of Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, and Bruce Willis, comes The Expendables: The Musical. [via mefi projects]
posted by Evilspork (13 comments total)

"PG-13 is for Pussies" is the best chorus ever.

I have had this in my head all week, it's just that wonderful.
posted by Mezentian at 3:42 PM on August 2, 2012

Also, Conan: The Musical
posted by bzbb at 4:01 PM on August 2, 2012

The only good musical was Poultrygeist. Everything else makes me cringe.
posted by dunkadunc at 4:06 PM on August 2, 2012

No way, the Predator musical is amazing.

If it bleeds we can kill it.!
posted by kittensofthenight at 4:23 PM on August 2, 2012 [4 favorites]

It's a me -- Mario!
posted by linux at 4:32 PM on August 2, 2012

The Thing is my favourite.
posted by Sys Rq at 4:38 PM on August 2, 2012 [3 favorites]

I just cried watching the "Murphy it's You"... and that's okay. It was true and necessary.

Although I was irked that they referred to it as an aria and not a duet.
posted by kittensofthenight at 4:42 PM on August 2, 2012

That's Professor Schwarzenegger.
posted by googly at 4:47 PM on August 2, 2012 [1 favorite]

Still rating below both Planet of The Apes and A Streetcar Named Desire from The Simpsons.
posted by Brocktoon at 5:18 PM on August 2, 2012

Okay, The Thing was awesome. They were all great but I was not expecting Sinatra there at all.
posted by mstokes650 at 5:30 PM on August 2, 2012 [2 favorites]

I think it's supposed to make you cringe, at least a little. I mean, come on, who didn't laugh at Arnold's "if it bleeds" line when watching Predator?
posted by spiderskull at 6:08 PM on August 2, 2012

So, my takeaway from this is that The Expendables, which I haven't seen but kind of want to, has some horrible CGI and other VFX? Because seriously, some of that stuff looks like it was made by The Asylum's VFX department.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 9:59 PM on August 2, 2012

some of that stuff looks like it was made by The Asylum's VFX department.

Man. That's harsh.
And probably unfair.
Not that I recall much about the Expendables, other than the fact it was pretty much like this song.

(Error: Dolph did go back to making straight to DVD films. With Uwe Boll no less.)
posted by Mezentian at 12:13 AM on August 3, 2012