200 Pounds of Cute
August 4, 2012 12:26 PM Subscribe
Rescued Alaskan Walrus Calf Charms Caretakers (YouTube, bad music warning)"He’s sweet, snuggly and loves a good bottle," writes Amy Sinatra Ayres, for VetStreet.com.
At 200 pounds, the orphaned walrus, rescued by hunters in the ocean near Barrow on July 21, is getting around-the-clock care at the Alaska SeaLife Center, in Seward, and is also one very big baby. “Walruses are incredibly tactile, social animals,” says the center's stranding coordinator Tim Lebling.
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At 200 pounds, the orphaned walrus, rescued by hunters in the ocean near Barrow on July 21, is getting around-the-clock care at the Alaska SeaLife Center, in Seward, and is also one very big baby. “Walruses are incredibly tactile, social animals,” says the center's stranding coordinator Tim Lebling.
More on the Pacific Walrus.
Walruses previously on Metafilter.
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I love the sight of this little guy wanting lap time. It's like a black lab who was never taught that he wasn't a lapdog and can't just crawl up on you. Except that phase is still in the future, and will also involve tusks.
posted by Countess Elena at 12:59 PM on August 4, 2012
posted by Countess Elena at 12:59 PM on August 4, 2012
"Walrus are incredibly tactile, social animals. Walrus calves typically spend about two years with their mothers, so we have to step in to provide that substitute care and companionship."
I'm so glad that there are brave marine scientists out there who are willing to make the incredible personal sacrifice of being paid to cuddle an affectionate baby walrus for hours on end. It's a thankless and unrewarding job, I'm sure. The things we do for science.
By the way if you have any openings for a professional walrus-cuddler I'd be happy to forward my résumé. I'm sure that it's a very trying occupation, but never let it be said that I was unwilling to step up to the plate for the sake of science.
posted by Scientist at 12:59 PM on August 4, 2012 [18 favorites]
I'm so glad that there are brave marine scientists out there who are willing to make the incredible personal sacrifice of being paid to cuddle an affectionate baby walrus for hours on end. It's a thankless and unrewarding job, I'm sure. The things we do for science.
By the way if you have any openings for a professional walrus-cuddler I'd be happy to forward my résumé. I'm sure that it's a very trying occupation, but never let it be said that I was unwilling to step up to the plate for the sake of science.
posted by Scientist at 12:59 PM on August 4, 2012 [18 favorites]
It's a funny place we have in the grand scheme of things, isn't it?
posted by tommasz at 1:05 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by tommasz at 1:05 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
It's a funny place we have in the grand scheme of things, isn't it?
That place being, apparently, under a walrus.
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:07 PM on August 4, 2012 [6 favorites]
That place being, apparently, under a walrus.
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:07 PM on August 4, 2012 [6 favorites]
It's a funny place we have in the grand scheme of things, isn't it?
posted by tommasz at 9:05 PM on August 4
Not once you realise there is no grand scheme of things. Then it just becomes... okay.
posted by Decani at 1:09 PM on August 4, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by tommasz at 9:05 PM on August 4
Not once you realise there is no grand scheme of things. Then it just becomes... okay.
posted by Decani at 1:09 PM on August 4, 2012 [3 favorites]
They got another one the other day so now they have two baby walrus. Hardly seems fair.
posted by fshgrl at 1:55 PM on August 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by fshgrl at 1:55 PM on August 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
He could kill a human completely by accident. If he stays snuggly, they're going to need spotters.
posted by Malor
Spotters, or skittles.
posted by 445supermag at 1:57 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Malor
Spotters, or skittles.
posted by 445supermag at 1:57 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
They got another one the other day so now they have two baby walrus.
Okay so where is the video of them snuggling together??
posted by Mizu at 2:00 PM on August 4, 2012
Okay so where is the video of them snuggling together??
posted by Mizu at 2:00 PM on August 4, 2012
I keep going back to the 1:40 mark to watch the final cuddle. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU, SQUEEZABLE WALRUS.
posted by but no cigar at 2:05 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by but no cigar at 2:05 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
two baby walrus
walri
walres
walroi
walrae
walruseseses
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 2:17 PM on August 4, 2012 [3 favorites]
walri
walres
walroi
walrae
walruseseses
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 2:17 PM on August 4, 2012 [3 favorites]
The video pretty much makes it impossible for that final warning screen to have any effect:
"If you see a stranded marine animal, do not pick it up. Call first!"
Um, no. Sorry. I'm keeping my snuggly walrus!
posted by ronofthedead at 2:52 PM on August 4, 2012
"If you see a stranded marine animal, do not pick it up. Call first!"
Um, no. Sorry. I'm keeping my snuggly walrus!
posted by ronofthedead at 2:52 PM on August 4, 2012
Um, no. Sorry. I'm keeping my snuggly walrus!
Are you trained to recognize the savage, biting mirowalrus? No? Then leave the unidentified marine mammal snuggling to professional marine snugglers. The face you save may be your own.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:58 PM on August 4, 2012
Are you trained to recognize the savage, biting mirowalrus? No? Then leave the unidentified marine mammal snuggling to professional marine snugglers. The face you save may be your own.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:58 PM on August 4, 2012
The plural of "walrus" is "walrus". Walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus buffalo buffalo buffalo.
posted by Scientist at 3:11 PM on August 4, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by Scientist at 3:11 PM on August 4, 2012 [3 favorites]
Ach, I just reminded myself of my favorite "embarrassing dad joke". It goes like this:
"A walrus walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender: ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ..."
Continue until someone makes you stop.
posted by Scientist at 3:16 PM on August 4, 2012 [10 favorites]
"A walrus walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender: ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ..."
Continue until someone makes you stop.
posted by Scientist at 3:16 PM on August 4, 2012 [10 favorites]
(YouTube, bad music warning)
Mute the YouTube and crank up the Lennon.
goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob
posted by hal9k at 4:09 PM on August 4, 2012
Mute the YouTube and crank up the Lennon.
goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob
posted by hal9k at 4:09 PM on August 4, 2012
Somewhere a polar bear is starving.
posted by delmoi at 5:00 PM on August 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by delmoi at 5:00 PM on August 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
I love the bit where the Trained Walrus Snuggler is scooting around on a rolly platform, legs out in front of him, feet crossed, holding his arms in close to his body... which looked like laziness/chill to me at first, but then it dawned on me it might be deliberate, to simulate walrussy-ness?
posted by LobsterMitten at 5:15 PM on August 4, 2012
posted by LobsterMitten at 5:15 PM on August 4, 2012
My dad and Scientist's dad are clearly long lost relatives, because I know a joke that goes,
"A whale walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey buddy, you look kinda down, what's up?' The whale gets up on the table and says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowweeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .....
[dramatic pause for breath so everyone thinks you're done]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee...."*
Continue until someone hurts you.
*transcribing whale song is surprisingly tricky
posted by WidgetAlley at 6:12 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
"A whale walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey buddy, you look kinda down, what's up?' The whale gets up on the table and says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowweeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .....
[dramatic pause for breath so everyone thinks you're done]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee...."*
Continue until someone hurts you.
*transcribing whale song is surprisingly tricky
posted by WidgetAlley at 6:12 PM on August 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
Mother of God I had no idea I would break the comments by doing that. Mods I am so sorry.
posted by WidgetAlley at 6:13 PM on August 4, 2012
posted by WidgetAlley at 6:13 PM on August 4, 2012
Mod note: Added line breaks, no worries.
posted by restless_nomad (staff) at 6:16 PM on August 4, 2012
posted by restless_nomad (staff) at 6:16 PM on August 4, 2012
Huh. I heard this one like this:
Two whales walk into a bar. One says: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowweeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .....
[dramatic pause for breath so everyone thinks you're done]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
The other whale says, "Shut up Frank, you're drunk."
posted by workerant at 7:09 PM on August 4, 2012 [4 favorites]
Two whales walk into a bar. One says: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowweeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .....
[dramatic pause for breath so everyone thinks you're done]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
The other whale says, "Shut up Frank, you're drunk."
posted by workerant at 7:09 PM on August 4, 2012 [4 favorites]
I'm probably weird to think this but I wonder what a walrus feels like.
posted by deborah at 10:26 PM on August 4, 2012
posted by deborah at 10:26 PM on August 4, 2012
I happen to be visiting Seward, Alaska this very minute and planned a trip to the Alaska SeaLife Center for tomorrow. Will report back if there were opportunity for walrus snuggles or just walrus pictures.
posted by ruhroh at 11:51 PM on August 4, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by ruhroh at 11:51 PM on August 4, 2012 [4 favorites]
I once had a short but meaningful relationship with an Octopus at the Seward Sealife Center. It was a beautiful thing.
posted by jvilter at 8:15 AM on August 5, 2012
posted by jvilter at 8:15 AM on August 5, 2012
They got another one the other day so now they have two baby walrus.
I'm so glad; I was worrying about how a 2-ton creature was going to get its snuggles once it outgrew humans.
snuggles.
posted by endless_forms at 2:35 PM on August 6, 2012
I'm so glad; I was worrying about how a 2-ton creature was going to get its snuggles once it outgrew humans.
snuggles.
posted by endless_forms at 2:35 PM on August 6, 2012
Thanks for the info, spitbull.
Part of what stirred my curiosity is I have touched a dolphin (wet, cold, smooth leather) and wondered what the difference is.
posted by deborah at 8:13 PM on August 6, 2012
Part of what stirred my curiosity is I have touched a dolphin (wet, cold, smooth leather) and wondered what the difference is.
posted by deborah at 8:13 PM on August 6, 2012
Sorry to report metafilter that the walrus is behind closed doors and not viewable to the public. There was a harbor seal though, not nearly as cute but just as squishy and blubbery!
posted by ruhroh at 11:05 PM on August 6, 2012
posted by ruhroh at 11:05 PM on August 6, 2012
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