I think peeing on the broom is fun :(

August 17, 2012 6:18 PM

Canine malfeasance exposed!

When good puppies do bad things.

posted by elizardbits (53 comments total)

I always wonder where the dog think we're taking magic delicious food bag when it comes out of plastic treasure chest.
posted by griphus at 6:25 PM on August 17, 2012

We are taking it to Pee Heaven.
posted by elizardbits at 6:27 PM on August 17, 2012

0 days since I ate the cat litter :(
posted by six-or-six-thirty at 6:31 PM on August 17, 2012 [8 favorites]

Most of these dogs do not look ashamed. I don't think the blog is working.
posted by Kevin Street at 6:35 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

Most of these dogs do not look ashamed. I don't think the blog is working.

Stupid illiterate dogs.
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:36 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

When my German Shepherd is excited before a walk, he pauses in his running around to carefully put the cat's head in his mouth. I think it's his way of saying, "Don't get into shit while I'm gone."

I need to make a sign.
posted by One Hand Slowclapping at 6:37 PM on August 17, 2012 [22 favorites]

six-or-six-thirty..... ummm don't think it is the litter Spot is dining on.
posted by pdxpogo at 6:41 PM on August 17, 2012

Stupid illiterate dogs.

One more thing they should be ashamed of!
posted by Kevin Street at 6:43 PM on August 17, 2012

I wish my sweetie was a bad dog so I could take funny pictures. :(
posted by Mojojojo at 6:47 PM on August 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

When my German Shepherd is excited before a walk, he pauses in his running around to carefully put the cat's head in his mouth. I think it's his way of saying, "Don't get into shit while I'm gone."

You can't make such a claim here without pictures.
posted by The Potate at 6:49 PM on August 17, 2012 [16 favorites]

I hate when Molly gets into the cat litter because, like, she gets it everywhere, and little grains of cat litter are stuck all over her muzzle and mouth, and she's so fucking proud of herself, and oh my God, I hate you dog.
posted by kbanas at 6:50 PM on August 17, 2012 [4 favorites]

I hate when Molly gets into the cat litter because, like, she gets it everywhere, and little grains of cat litter are stuck all over her muzzle and mouth, and she's so fucking proud of herself, and oh my God, I hate you dog.

Yum, poop!
posted by Forktine at 6:51 PM on August 17, 2012

It's hardly the poor doggie's fault that cat litter is indistinguishable from kibble.
posted by Sing Or Swim at 6:52 PM on August 17, 2012

My mom told me she had like a comic pinned up in her cubicle at work. It's a pie-chart showing how a dog's brain is divided up.... and it's like, you know, 1% food, 1% sleep, 1%play, and then 97% "love of all things putrid."
posted by kbanas at 6:53 PM on August 17, 2012

Stop feeding your cats.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 6:56 PM on August 17, 2012

I am a bad dog and I feel bad about myself.
posted by drlith at 6:57 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

We call it 'Kitty Roca'.
posted by pdxpogo at 7:02 PM on August 17, 2012 [4 favorites]

Somebody needs to make a Cone of Shame logo for this site.
posted by Gator at 7:12 PM on August 17, 2012

I am a bad dog and I feel bad about myself.

Awww. Now I want to hug your dog. It's okay!
posted by Kevin Street at 7:14 PM on August 17, 2012

is this about teen wofl
posted by shakespeherian at 7:21 PM on August 17, 2012 [6 favorites]

NO SHAME, DOGGIES! NO SHAME!
posted by rmd1023 at 7:22 PM on August 17, 2012

Pages of pictures are now pages of shitty comments and unfunny retorts.

Way to strangle a good tumblr in the crib.
posted by fatbird at 7:26 PM on August 17, 2012 [8 favorites]

Remember: there's one thing stronger than a dog's sense of smell - his sense of irony.
posted by dhens at 7:28 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

My parents were over with their dog, and since we weren't paying enough attention to her she skipped off to one of the litter boxes, grabbed a turd, and happily brought it back to my mother. "Look what I brought you!" she seemed to say. My mother, not familiar with the day to day intricacies of cat ownership, wondered aloud what the dog had brought her and picked it up. The girlfriend and I just watched in horror.

That is my shameful dog story.
posted by backseatpilot at 7:30 PM on August 17, 2012 [4 favorites]

I hope you punished your mother appropriately.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:33 PM on August 17, 2012 [15 favorites]

We put a sign around her neck and took a picture. It's on momshaming.tumblr.com.

Thanks goodness that doesn't actually go to a valid site.
posted by backseatpilot at 7:36 PM on August 17, 2012 [5 favorites]

Pages of pictures are now pages of shitty comments and unfunny retorts.

Way to strangle a good tumblr in the crib.

Exactly. I don't get that.
posted by sweetkid at 7:42 PM on August 17, 2012

Oh Oh? I figured out a sign for my dog:

"I pooped by the door, because my master didn't get up at the usual time, because he was out late drinking with has cat loving buddies and I really couldn't wait any longer. I tried!"
posted by Mojojojo at 7:43 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

I will be posting a pic of the butter stealer.
posted by BlueHorse at 7:44 PM on August 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

Hurf durf
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 8:00 PM on August 17, 2012 [6 favorites]

My dog somehow figured out how to pick up her bowl in her teeth and move it, chock full of food, to wherever she preferred as a dining locale. Because she was picking up a bowl of food with her teeth it sloshed over the sides, so there would be a trail of kibble to the big window in the sun, or by the couch, or next to her twin-sized puppy bed.

It was obviously naughty of her to not just eat on the mat in the kitchen provided for the purpose, but it was so adorable to me that she had opinions about where she wanted to eat that I never scolded her for it.

I am a failure at puppy shaming.
posted by winna at 8:19 PM on August 17, 2012 [10 favorites]

I'm so confused this is tumblr is this about wofls
posted by The Whelk at 8:19 PM on August 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

Smooth criminal. Then, of course, there is the king of shame, Denver, with his remorseful grin and woeful slink. And guilty poodle.
posted by nickyskye at 8:25 PM on August 17, 2012 [7 favorites]

A while back there was a question over on ask.me along the lines of "Is there anything dogs don't love the smell of?" A pretty common response was nail polish remover. It's seems to be true for our dog, she's barked at the bottle before for smelling bad. Anyway, we had left the house for a couple hours to run some errands. When we came home we discovered she had gotten into a brand new package of those little cotton circle pads. My wife uses them when removing paint from her toes. My wife's theory regarding the destruction is that she saw a bag full of stuffing and had to get all the stuffing out.

I personally have a much more complicated theory. I posit that the dog, remembering the terrible smell from the nail polish remover, and associating that smell with the small cotton circles, decided to prevent such an awful thing from happening again and destroyed the cause. My wife insists that the dog is not capable of such premeditation and crafty thinking. I have a higher opinion of the dog's abilities.
posted by borkencode at 8:36 PM on August 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

This a apparently a wofl. It is very disciplined. I doubt you can shame such a very disciplined dog. More likely he shames you!
posted by winna at 8:39 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

This is how you indict an animal, and convict him.
posted by fatbird at 8:40 PM on August 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

WOFL
posted by shakespeherian at 8:54 PM on August 17, 2012

Why don't you link to the Lizard Shaming blog, huh? Iguanas in their millions, deserving of reptillian shame... And you pick on the poor hangdog.... Errr... Dogs to promote and intensify shame? Shame on your shaming! Dog and lizard and... Elizabeth? No. Just plain too nutty of an explanation. She's in the bag for Big Reptile, plain and simple.
posted by Slap*Happy at 9:08 PM on August 17, 2012

I am actually pondering the creation of a pokemon shaming tumblr but I think I would have to spend a lot more time preparing research on the bulbapedia, which will cut into my teen wofl fandom madness.

The clear solution is to quit my day job I guess.
posted by elizardbits at 10:57 PM on August 17, 2012 [3 favorites]

poffin pimpin ain't easy
posted by elizardbits at 10:57 PM on August 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

Tank, do you know anything about the trash?
posted by homunculus at 1:29 AM on August 18, 2012 [5 favorites]

Teddy The Asshole Cat seems less concerned.
posted by homunculus at 1:32 AM on August 18, 2012 [2 favorites]

until they swell up into something that looks remarkably like a toy mouse.

It's a telescope! A telescope with a little mousey in it!.
posted by MartinWisse at 1:49 AM on August 18, 2012

You should really consider feeding your dog, like, dog food.
posted by XMLicious at 2:08 AM on August 18, 2012

Harry the dog ate my eyeglasses last week. He had surgery the next day and now has to wear the cone of shame. I keep telling him the two events are connected.
posted by Cocodrillo at 2:35 AM on August 18, 2012 [1 favorite]

Here's my criminal. I hope she's ashamed.
posted by taz at 2:39 AM on August 18, 2012 [8 favorites]

I gloat at other's misfortune.
posted by essexjan at 8:47 AM on August 18, 2012 [12 favorites]

i thought the couch was a tasty burrito
posted by elizardbits at 9:28 AM on August 18, 2012 [1 favorite]

"You can't make such a claim here without pictures."

No picture of the villainy, but sometimes the lion lies down with the lamb: http://i.imgur.com/5fU0i.jpg.
posted by One Hand Slowclapping at 9:49 AM on August 18, 2012

Whenever this poor guy needs a shaming, they put him in the Basket of Shame and he's not allowed to get out until the cat says it's ok.
posted by désoeuvrée at 12:28 PM on August 18, 2012 [1 favorite]

One Hand Slowclapping's keecat does not look amused in the slightest. That is a disapproving look, like the look a librarian gives you while taking your library fine money.
posted by winna at 6:37 PM on August 18, 2012

In happier dog news: Tito flips for his new favorite game.
posted by homunculus at 8:00 PM on August 18, 2012 [3 favorites]

Dogshaming: it's newsworthy!
posted by filthy light thief at 8:57 AM on September 7, 2012