A kit for the pen-sucked flap-dragons in your life

August 29, 2012 11:31 AM

Are the verbal pignuts nipping at thine clay-brained heels yet again? Does your dankish, knotty-ated mind quiver at scouring the bard's odiferous works for suitable defense? Then attend thee to the Shakespeare Insult Kit, where all manner of creations await your dullish wit.
posted by Brandon Blatcher (5 comments total)

It's easier to just look at my mug.
posted by Fizz at 1:00 PM on August 29, 2012

What! No random?
posted by batou_ at 4:02 PM on August 29, 2012

Yes, thou hag-ridden, pustule covered swine, thou hast created no random button!
posted by BlueHorse at 6:05 PM on August 29, 2012

My fave Shakespearean insult is "Thy horrid image doth unfix my hair."
posted by jonp72 at 6:17 PM on August 29, 2012

It's easier to just look at this pug.
posted by homunculus at 6:44 PM on August 29, 2012