"It was Sunday morning, and the Star Trek family were practicing music."

January 21, 2013 7:53 AM

Episode 2: Eggs. Domestic Star Trek fan video from a seven-year-old.
posted by gusandrews (21 comments total)

This is a favorite in our house. Ovoids for breakfast now invariably elicit the exclamation "EHHHHHHHGGS! NO MORE NIGHTMARES!"
posted by gusandrews at 7:54 AM on January 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

Highly illogical. That egg isn't scrambled.
posted by roue at 7:58 AM on January 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

Spock has apparently been kidnapped and replaced by a Romulan spy.
posted by koeselitz at 8:04 AM on January 21, 2013

I'm glad I'm not the only dude who keeps a bathmat-sized hash brown under my couch.

I seriously read the word "bathmat" and wondered what kind of Klingon weapon it is, and why I hadn't heard of it before. Is it like a bat'leth? A hegh'bat? A kut'luch? A mek'leth? What the hell is a bathmat, I wondered, for several seconds. I swear.
posted by Flunkie at 8:23 AM on January 21, 2013 [28 favorites]

No, Worf's bat'leth is clearly visible in the umbrella stand.
posted by Rat Spatula at 8:25 AM on January 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

CHANCELLOR GOWRON, I CHALLENGE YOU TO DEADLY COMBAT. PICK UP YOUR BATHMAT AND PREPARE TO DO BATTLE!
posted by koeselitz at 8:28 AM on January 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

*Worf scowls*
posted by koeselitz at 8:38 AM on January 21, 2013

I wish my kids liked Star Trek.
posted by Shohn at 9:04 AM on January 21, 2013

I've been saving this hashbrown for years!
posted by xingcat at 9:31 AM on January 21, 2013 [4 favorites]

I like that in this universe, the size of Kirk's head accurately depicts the size of his ego. And what's up with his exile? No longer part of the Star Trek Family?
posted by smirkette at 9:33 AM on January 21, 2013 [1 favorite]

He's like an uncle that lives in the next town, smirkette.

Dear Lord, this is fantastic!
posted by Michael Roberts at 9:47 AM on January 21, 2013

I wish my kids liked Star Trek

My son is starting to get into it; apparently, though, he can't decide between calling it "Star Track" or "Star Trick". The latter one always gets me giggling, so I'm not in any rush to correct it.
posted by never used baby shoes at 10:10 AM on January 21, 2013 [3 favorites]

I'm not sure if I happened upon this video at a lucky moment, or if there's some sly YouTube jiggery-pokery at play, but the view count was stuck at a particular number.
posted by bicyclefish at 10:12 AM on January 21, 2013 [6 favorites]

I was really hoping for more episodes!
posted by juliapangolin at 10:48 AM on January 21, 2013

This pretty much resembles all the TNG episodes that take place in the holodeck.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 1:11 PM on January 21, 2013 [5 favorites]

Juliapangolin, I believe there's at least one other on the channel...
posted by gusandrews at 3:32 PM on January 21, 2013

I'm also hoping that if his view counts go up, this young prodigy will grace us all with more tales from (domestic) space.
posted by gusandrews at 3:32 PM on January 21, 2013

This kid is going to have to yank the title of WORLD'S DORKIEST SEVEN YEAR OLD from my withered, thirtysomething year old claws...

(Also, I want my Counselor Troi and Dr. Crusher dolls back!)
posted by Sara C. at 9:48 PM on January 21, 2013

he can't decide between calling it "Star Track"

I TOTALLY USED TO DO THIS. Trek just wasn't a word I'd encountered and Track seemed to make way more sense.

Star Trick is just a mean thing to call Captain John Kirk.
posted by Sparx at 11:39 AM on January 22, 2013

It nice to see someone finally write a plot that gives Troi something important to do.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 5:12 PM on January 22, 2013 [2 favorites]

I KNOW! When the kid said "And Troi is listening" I was prepared to have to go learn her/him (????) a thang or two.

You have done well, nerd grasshopper.
posted by Sara C. at 5:15 PM on January 22, 2013 [1 favorite]