Baguette-me-nots

January 28, 2013 4:44 PM

Baguette-me-nots (SLTumblr)
posted by yeoz (32 comments total)

Way, way funnier than it has any right to be.

Difficult to pick a favorite, but I'll go with this one.
posted by mannequito at 4:53 PM on January 28, 2013

This one honestly looks like a promo from a site of ill repute. Can't stop laughing.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 4:56 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

That's so Takei
posted by DU at 4:58 PM on January 28, 2013 [2 favorites]

No comment.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 5:10 PM on January 28, 2013

The internet is a dark and mysterious place.
posted by Lutoslawski at 5:13 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

A jawdropping feat of breadcraft.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:23 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

I would also have accepted "Baguettaboutit" (dot tumblr dot com).
posted by uosuaq at 5:25 PM on January 28, 2013 [5 favorites]

Baguette Bardot would relate, I think.
posted by NoraReed at 5:32 PM on January 28, 2013

Inglorious Bâtards?
posted by yoink at 5:33 PM on January 28, 2013 [8 favorites]

These two are my favourites as they don't put the baguette front and centre but instead let it speak for itself.
posted by arcticseal at 5:34 PM on January 28, 2013

I feel like there are still more puns to be made on this thread. It could get painful.
posted by uosuaq at 5:47 PM on January 28, 2013 [6 favorites]

Oh for croissant. Call me old and crusty, but this kind of loafing around is just crummy.

We're on a roll!
posted by flabdablet at 5:54 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

It could get painful.

Nice.
posted by DU at 6:02 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

ficelle matter?
posted by threeants at 6:23 PM on January 28, 2013

It could get painful.

D'ough!
posted by wanderingmind at 6:26 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

It could get painful.

I don't get it. Wheat's it mean?
posted by orme at 6:39 PM on January 28, 2013

Painful like a kick in the grain?
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 6:41 PM on January 28, 2013

Pain
posted by Mei's lost sandal at 6:56 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

I'm relieved that there was only one baguette penis (though I have to wonder how many were submitted and rejected). And the absence of a "baguette lady" is also welcome. The creator of this tumblr certainly hasn't been loafing.
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:01 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

This is the greatest thing since sliced this.
posted by maryr at 7:06 PM on January 28, 2013 [2 favorites]

Sorry if I didn't see it posted in the tumblr somewhere, but where did this thing come from? A girl and her friends are just like let's do this wacky thing, or is it one person doing a wacky thing that catches on.
posted by angrycat at 7:46 PM on January 28, 2013

Some of these pictures are cuite well-done.
posted by threeants at 8:08 PM on January 28, 2013 [1 favorite]

Fun idea, but I'm afraid I find the execution a bit slight. That tumblr is really just a bagatelle.
posted by strangely stunted trees at 8:11 PM on January 28, 2013

Welcome to the world of pain.
posted by Nomyte at 9:38 PM on January 28, 2013

I feel like there are still more puns to be made on this thread. It could get painful.
This one's not likely to boule you over... but would you say you'd like to start a campagne for more? Do we really knead them? I will rise to the occasion. (Seriously, I'd love to do this professionally. I could use the dough.)
posted by knile at 3:20 AM on January 29, 2013 [1 favorite]

Oh hang on. Let me look up a bread pun so I'll feel witty and pretty.
posted by surplus at 5:03 AM on January 29, 2013

I found many of these surprisingly witty, and now I'm scoping out everything as potential ways to frame a nice fresh baguette. Which I can then immediately consume with much butter.
posted by kinnakeet at 5:16 AM on January 29, 2013

Fun idea, but I'm afraid I find the execution a bit slight. That tumblr is really just a bagatelle.

If you don't have anything nice to say, it's naan of your business.
posted by ersatz at 6:00 AM on January 29, 2013

I don't see what objection you could have to such floury language.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 6:26 AM on January 29, 2013 [1 favorite]

> Some of these pictures are cuite well-done.

This thread is bien cuite aussi.
posted by desuetude at 12:07 PM on January 29, 2013

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posted by flabdablet at 11:25 AM on February 1, 2013

we lost one of the bedrooms to the mold
posted by flabdablet at 4:00 PM on February 9, 2013 [1 favorite]