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May 7, 2013 7:51 AM Subscribe
...who brings a duck to class?
posted by mightygodking at 8:14 AM on May 7, 2013
posted by mightygodking at 8:14 AM on May 7, 2013
You don't want to be the only one without a duck.
posted by octothorpe at 8:40 AM on May 7, 2013 [13 favorites]
posted by octothorpe at 8:40 AM on May 7, 2013 [13 favorites]
if you don't bring it to class, how else is it going to learn how to do your taxes?
posted by fuzzypantalones at 8:46 AM on May 7, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by fuzzypantalones at 8:46 AM on May 7, 2013 [3 favorites]
...who brings a duck to class?
...to an Accounting class? Who better to explain billing?
posted by leotrotsky at 8:55 AM on May 7, 2013 [19 favorites]
...to an Accounting class? Who better to explain billing?
posted by leotrotsky at 8:55 AM on May 7, 2013 [19 favorites]
Sure, hire a duck to do your accounting, but don't cry fowl when some of your money slips through the quacks.
posted by orme at 9:24 AM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by orme at 9:24 AM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
I mean, you foie gras to make a mallard pun.
posted by Mister_A at 9:34 AM on May 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Mister_A at 9:34 AM on May 7, 2013 [2 favorites]
...who brings a duck to class?
...to an Accounting class? Who better to explain billing?
It won't be explaining anything if it can't stay awake during class (not that I blame it for nodding off). That duck was almost ... down for the count. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:01 AM on May 7, 2013 [3 favorites]
...to an Accounting class? Who better to explain billing?
It won't be explaining anything if it can't stay awake during class (not that I blame it for nodding off). That duck was almost ...
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:01 AM on May 7, 2013 [3 favorites]
That's pretty clever, the way it throws itself off the desk to get an adrenaline rush to help it stay awake. I'll have to add that technique to my repertoire.
posted by stebulus at 10:48 AM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by stebulus at 10:48 AM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
The technique itself is not difficult, stebulus. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
posted by straight at 3:24 PM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by straight at 3:24 PM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
The technique itself is not difficult
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:49 PM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:49 PM on May 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
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