Women ruled in bed.

July 30, 2013 6:46 AM

Do Communists Have Better Sex? [SLYT]
posted by whimsicalnymph (14 comments total)

IT'S A TRAP
posted by Chutzler at 6:49 AM on July 30, 2013

Each orgasm according to need.
posted by The Whelk at 6:50 AM on July 30, 2013

It is a national priority (nsfw text).
posted by jquinby at 6:55 AM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]

Given that, according to Chinese communism, women hold up half the sky, you'd imagine so. Holding up half the sky builds muscles. More muscles, better stamina, better sexing, comrade.
posted by Ghidorah at 7:07 AM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]

Of course they did. If you thought someone was always listening in, you'd up your game too.
posted by MuffinMan at 7:10 AM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]

Maos' sound proof dance hall.
posted by clavdivs at 7:16 AM on July 30, 2013

North Koreans do.
posted by kenko at 7:22 AM on July 30, 2013

East Germans did.
posted by yoHighness at 7:36 AM on July 30, 2013

The workers control the means of reproduction.
posted by brundlefly at 8:29 AM on July 30, 2013 [9 favorites]

Of course they did. If you thought someone was always listening in, you'd up your game too.
posted by MuffinMan at 7:10 AM on July 30 [+] [!]

I just realized there's an entire genre of cold-war joke that's obsolete for Americans, now that we know how thoroughly we're monitored/tracked. Like, half of Yakov Smirnoff's routine is just gone.
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 9:04 AM on July 30, 2013 [7 favorites]

Semen stains the mountaintops.
posted by Pruitt-Igoe at 9:25 AM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]

I just realized there's an entire genre of cold-war joke that's obsolete for Americans, now that we know how thoroughly we're monitored/tracked. Like, half of Yakov Smirnoff's routine is just gone.

On the plus side, now that we are monitored, we'll get better sex too! You should thank your goverment for watching you each time you scream in ecstasy!
posted by Canageek at 1:32 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]

"Wasn't there sex in abundance for every man on every street corner?"

See, that's the problem right there.
posted by glasseyes at 4:40 PM on July 30, 2013

Nice to see a documentary with subtitles rather than voice over for non English speakers.
Enforcing equality and good sex education has positive outcomes for women, who knew!

(To be fair, I haven't watched all 52 minutes of it)
posted by asok at 2:52 AM on July 31, 2013